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Old 5th Dec 2016, 22:50
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It looks like the Texas Chain Saw Massacre all over again
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Old 5th Dec 2016, 23:47
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Boss....about that new Weed Whacker thingamajig....can you spare a minute?
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 01:22
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Dunno what happened, but I did see a bunch of soldiers speed off in what looked like a Model T Ford...
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 03:22
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Edward 'Scissor-hands' could never understand why he couldn't get the same shine as the others!
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 04:01
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Never park between a Scimitar and a Cutlass..
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 04:03
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I thought Slasher had been from here.
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 04:47
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I think somebody over engineered the ventilation system..!
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 06:26
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Right, who in the HELL hired KBZ to those clowns from Mythbusters?
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 07:04
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The real reason why Clarkson left Top Gear
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 07:28
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Chinese Lanterns get ever more sophisticated.
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 07:29
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There's a sale on in the Piper factory - Seminoles have been slashed!
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 07:34
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Now Bloggs - lets see how you get on with the walk-round checks this time.
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 07:48
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Trials of new giant French bread slicer not entirely successful
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 08:05
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"Hey Fred, is it just my imagination or is Bravo Zulu a bit noisier and draughtier than she used to be?"
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 10:36
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"They say it'll be no great problem - they're just waiting for a bay to become free in the photo-shop."
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 10:56
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"We were due to deliver Toblerone's new aircraft last week - but now they want it changed to make the segment spacing wider."
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 10:59
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"Seems, when they built it, they were short of longerons, but long in shorterons."
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 11:43
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Originally Posted by hugh flung_dung
Before final assembly the Boss insisted on a dry assembly.
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 11:47
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The proponents of origami got even more adventurous but the tail was just a bit too heavy
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Old 6th Dec 2016, 11:51
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"Round-out a liitle late, eh, Hoskins ?"
 


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