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"Look, Mum! I've caught a Walrus! Can I keep it in my paddling pool at home?"
"No you can't! Remember what happened to your goldfish when the cat got it? We can't flush the remains of a Walrus down the loo!"
"No you can't! Remember what happened to your goldfish when the cat got it? We can't flush the remains of a Walrus down the loo!"
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With the anchor stuck, and the crane lifting the aircraft ever higher, the crew calmly and professionally discussed the advantages and disadvantages of the various options available.
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Following on from MPN11 (#39612),
"Skipper, wouldn't it have been easier to just divert to Luqa?" ........... "Nay, lad - we're not ambidextrous, it would have had to be Kalafrana !"
"Skipper, wouldn't it have been easier to just divert to Luqa?" ........... "Nay, lad - we're not ambidextrous, it would have had to be Kalafrana !"
If it has wheels and floats it's definitely ambidextrous
Although Kalafrana would have made sense as well!
Excuse me ... shutting up now!
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"Are you sure this is how we swing the compass?"
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"Of course we are back where we started, you said fly straight and level, but the bloody horizon is on the p*ss, so all we did was a gentle 360"
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I don't know about the Shagbat, but if you keep bending over like that Nav, it won't be the only thing shagged"
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"If you don't stop that incessant whistling down there, I'll strangle you!"
"Oh! Its a song I've just thought of, I'm calling it 'Hanging Around'. When this is all over, I'm starting a band. I haven't thought of a name... but you've just given me an idea."
"Oh! Its a song I've just thought of, I'm calling it 'Hanging Around'. When this is all over, I'm starting a band. I haven't thought of a name... but you've just given me an idea."