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Old 30th Oct 2016, 11:20
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Are you sure that the dealer said it was a Toyota Hilux?
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Old 30th Oct 2016, 12:36
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Reports are coming in of a UFO sighting in your area.
Okay, we'll keep an eye out!
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Old 30th Oct 2016, 12:37
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(Speaking of Toyota Hilux...)
This'll screw with their Moose test!
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Old 30th Oct 2016, 12:58
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Outstanding!
Now we only have to put a decent frame around it, place some electric gizmos and find a fancy name. Then we'll be able to sell it for a ludicrous amount of money!
What do you think of Lightning? Catchy, eh?
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Old 30th Oct 2016, 14:10
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"BRACE !"..........
 
Old 30th Oct 2016, 14:41
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Which part of never volunteer US for anything do you not get Smithers............
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Old 30th Oct 2016, 16:20
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The Yanks were quite inventive....they thought....until the Combat Radius of the new fangled NOE Hopper Trimmer was determined to be limited to the length of the electric cable connecting the machine to the Generator Lorry.
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Old 30th Oct 2016, 17:57
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Just act normally. No-one will notice.
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Old 30th Oct 2016, 18:04
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"Oi, Nav....Why does everyone keep calling me "Carlos"? "

"It's "Carless", as in: Fan, don't go!
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Old 30th Oct 2016, 19:30
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"FFS, if it takes this much effirt to mow the lawn, I'm getting it concreted."
"That's cool, you will have somewhere to park it."
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Old 30th Oct 2016, 21:40
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Captain Gulliver ferries the latest Durex contraceptive to the King of Brobdingnag for approval.
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Old 30th Oct 2016, 23:40
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If I ever meet that Dyson bloke, I think I'll nut him!
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Old 31st Oct 2016, 03:11
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Somebody put the blades on backwards on the lawn mower - I think it was Corporal Punishment and Private Parts - they will suffer for this!!
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Old 31st Oct 2016, 04:45
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The stealth Blackhawk wasn't as exciting as I thought it'd be.
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Old 31st Oct 2016, 08:10
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(Not a caption): PennyWashers, great work there!
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Old 31st Oct 2016, 11:23
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Squadron Leader's 10 year old sons' invention............... and we get die in it.
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Old 31st Oct 2016, 11:56
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Oo! Ta! (not the caption)

(Caption) Two baristas with their coffee grinder in search of a customer. The bazooka is a sales aid.
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Old 31st Oct 2016, 14:22
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< not a caption >

The judging panel are landing here at 1200Z tomorrow (Tuesday)...
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Old 31st Oct 2016, 15:47
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It was only a matter of time before the Flying Bedpan would end up under the Flying Bedstead.
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Old 31st Oct 2016, 17:16
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"Maybe it was a mistake to award the contract to Flymo..... "
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