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Old 20th Nov 2014, 23:48
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"Never mind, when we get to cross that dry wadi a camel-stride ahead, we should lose some of this lot !"
 
Old 21st Nov 2014, 13:17
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The French immigration official, stated he denied ever seeing any stowaways on board the lorry bound for Dover
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Old 21st Nov 2014, 13:44
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As much as the French Border guards searched the truck & checked the passports of the Passengers, they still couldn't figure out what Shifty Pierre, the Truck Dealer, was smuggling in.
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Old 21st Nov 2014, 16:05
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Bobo's spliff was something to behold...
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Old 21st Nov 2014, 21:51
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Does anybody know where the toilet is ?
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Old 21st Nov 2014, 21:53
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Scousers realised that entry by truck was £1000 and entry fee per person was 10p so they all jumped on the truck.
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Old 21st Nov 2014, 21:54
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Scousers hear of a job going so they all move to make sure nobody gives it to them.
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Old 21st Nov 2014, 22:01
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London Mayor sees opportunity for raising prices
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Old 21st Nov 2014, 23:11
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"Fatima in 27E is complaining about the seat pitch on this airline!"
 
Old 22nd Nov 2014, 00:36
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Look out! The Honey Cart's about to blow!!!!!
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Old 22nd Nov 2014, 00:39
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ISIL R&D unit trials new 'cluster bomb' delivery method. Accelerate to 100 and hit the brakes.
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Old 22nd Nov 2014, 10:36
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Dumbo the elephant was certain nobody had noticed him...
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Old 22nd Nov 2014, 10:53
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All right, own up who had the Sprout Vindaloo at the last stop.....
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Old 22nd Nov 2014, 10:54
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Engineering claimed it was impossible to move that many people quickly, truck driver just smiled.................. Science meets reality and reality wins.
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Old 22nd Nov 2014, 11:00
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Some good responses so far. I'll try to judge this tomorrow evening.
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Old 22nd Nov 2014, 13:49
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OK ... when you said "now let's try out the babe magnet" ... are you sure you got the settings right
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Old 22nd Nov 2014, 13:59
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Do you think we should file an AirProx
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Old 22nd Nov 2014, 15:03
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"Hoskins, you'll really have to go into reheat if you want this bird to fly !"
 
Old 22nd Nov 2014, 16:02
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Thank you boys and girls, tune in to next weeks Blue Peter BBC to see them all shot by IS
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Old 22nd Nov 2014, 16:24
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Calais or bust...
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