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Old 27th Sep 2006, 09:20
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"Thank God for autopilot, whilst you're down there ladies...."


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Stelios was spotted stocktaking the knobs and buttons again.
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Old 28th Sep 2006, 13:44
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DX Wombat's new caravan was a great improvement over the old one.
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Old 29th Sep 2006, 14:01
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"Alas, there was no sign of the Caption competition judge on the flightdeck either"

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Old 3rd Oct 2006, 16:11
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As it's my thread, under the rules as agreed by me, I can declare a winner in the absence of the nominated judge.

And I declare that the winner of the JPA monthly lottery formerly known as pay is the inimitable, incomparable, boldest of the bold, aviator par excellence:



Mike Jenvey - with "....98, 99, 100 - ready or not, here I come!!"

Please step forward Mike, and set (and judge next Sunday if rosters permit) the next round of the competition.
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Old 3rd Oct 2006, 18:13
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Guy in coveralls " I thought big brass ba**s were required for Tomcat crews?? Turns out CAG is happy with flimsy plastic ones nowadays"...
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Old 3rd Oct 2006, 18:30
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In the "Too Obvious" category:

Early video for The Village People's "In the Navy....."
 
Old 3rd Oct 2006, 18:58
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Man in pool to fellas in boiler suits.

" If only you had worked that little bit harder in school fellas,now get me another beer..... "
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Old 3rd Oct 2006, 19:03
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So it's true!! Pilots DO have the biggest balls!!!
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Old 3rd Oct 2006, 19:18
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"We might as well stay here and relax. Looks like the Germans got up early and 'bagged' all the aircraft!"

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Guy in coverall: " I tell you Jeff, dinghy drill was a lot tougher in my day!"

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Old 3rd Oct 2006, 19:51
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Man in pool "Actually this Coke can only just fits over my d***"
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Old 3rd Oct 2006, 20:13
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The stupid Civil Serpent wasn't happy, he wanted the Navy based in POOLE....
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"Aye Tom....don't reckon we ought to tell'em the Chiefs pee'd in their pool all last night should we?"
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"I'm the Air Boss and I meant it when I said there would be no flying today. We need to requalify on our water survival drills."
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"I've already told you - it is awaiting spares, now run along and change out of those flying suits. Can't you see we are busy??"
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"You Air Force guys listen up.....The Skipper says ya got two minutes to un-ass his flight deck and take yer toys with ya....or he has got the bread for you to go along with that water!"




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Old 4th Oct 2006, 06:32
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Health and safety says we musn't use the sea as we there is a danger of drowning
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Old 4th Oct 2006, 07:15
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Scroggins, just move that F14 forward a little bit, it's blocking-out the sun. Whilst you're at it, fresh towels as well.
 
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Flash up the Barbie guys would you? Yep, the one with the twin burners.
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Uh-oh, looks like a turf war was about to erupt at Steel Beach.....
 
Old 4th Oct 2006, 12:10
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In true Teutonic style, The Kriegsmarine exchange contingent had also laid their towels across the catapult heads by dawn

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