Caption competition

[antipodean alligator]

The bloody locals have 1/2 inched our frozos!!

[flown-it]

Low flyings' a breeze when you have something to aim at.

[Northern Circuit]

"TF - TF - Go"

[Talking Radalt]

Okey dokey, in a bit of a rush tonight (and I'll forget this if I leave it til the weekend).....
So without further ado, all very good. But the winner is:
WhiteOvies
Aircraft Marshalling Lesson 1 was not going well.

[Barkly1992]

Some advice - for WhiteOvies - if you are going to enter check it out to see whether you have won.

And you have. So get on with it lad.

[WhiteOvies]

Apologies for the delay, photo coming shortly.

[airborne_artist]

Displayed for all to see:

[airborne_artist]

"And you use your first finger to press the button hidden between here"

[I Love This Show]

I know it feels a little strange at first, but trust me, you'll get used to it, and besides - everyone's wearing one these days!

[Rather be Gardening]

So I hope I've made myself quite clear, Nav. Any more mindless chatter about panty-liners, depilation, shoes, hairdressers or weight-gain and it's smack in the gob time.

[Tombstone]

"Bob, are you wearing lip stick again?"

Or,

John was desperate to get through at least one sortie without his wife/nav (can you imagine that!! ) talking him to death...

"Yes dear, I'm know it smells a little odd however, it is just oxygen so, put this back on and slowly count backwards from 10 for me..."

[ACW599]

"Darling, I don't usually mind your little fetishes too much. But don't you think kitting out our bedroom as a fast-jet cockpit AND expecting me to wear a rubber oxygen mask is going a bit far?"

[SASless]

"I'm thinking....these things are supposed to have rubber burp bags under them are they not?"

[Not_a_boffin]

I think I know what your answer to the question "spit or swallow" is likely to be......

[c-bert]

While you're down there...

[Conan the Librarian]

It is sometiimes hard to make a gag about the gag reflex...

or

"And when we have finished adjusting your helmet, we might take a look at mine"


Conan

[Speedpig]

So, your choice. You either let me feel your t*ts, or I twang your nose.

[Tombstone]

So, you think navs can be pilots eh? Ok, enough talking, swap seats smart arse.

[brickhistory]

The re-make of The Battle of Britain left some feeling that the original was better............

[airborne_artist]

"And then I twiddle your nipples and say "Come in Tokyo""