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The climax of the one-upmanship battle between the two world leaders came when Bush used his portable satellite phone system to order a pizza on leaving the Kremlin.
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I was so confident that since I had been able to teach the Bulgarians how to kill with the Ricin tipped umbrella, then teaching GW would have been easy, but he's just not getting the hang of it at all.
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Vladimir was overheard to say "Hey! When I lent you my best umbrella, it was in A1 condition. If you've broken it, this one's going right up your ass!"
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"Gee wiz Laura, ma new best buddie Puti tells me it's a giant collapsable sink plunger, won't that come in hand back home on the old ranch"......... "Yes George"
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"It feels like rain George".......... "Heck no Laura, it's probably just the sink overflowing from the waterboarding session I have running upstairs in the oval office bathroom"... ...
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"It feels like rain George".......... "Heck no Laura, it's probably just the sink overflowing from the waterboarding session I have running upstairs in the oval office bathroom"... ...
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I think we can wind this one up...
3rd place: Toptobottom
Whooaaa Laura!! I know that beef stroganoff was a bit rich, but really..!
2nd place: Finely chopped
Vladimir: "If he thinks that's an anti-ballistic missile shield, there's nothing to worry about."
1st place: Rather be Gardening
Although Putin's staffers had persuaded President Bush to venture outside without his tinfoil helmet, they hadn't been able to wrestle the 'alien-deflector umbrella' from him.
3rd place: Toptobottom
Whooaaa Laura!! I know that beef stroganoff was a bit rich, but really..!
2nd place: Finely chopped
Vladimir: "If he thinks that's an anti-ballistic missile shield, there's nothing to worry about."
1st place: Rather be Gardening
Although Putin's staffers had persuaded President Bush to venture outside without his tinfoil helmet, they hadn't been able to wrestle the 'alien-deflector umbrella' from him.
