18th October 2008, 14:09
#1101 (permalink )
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Near Stalyvegas
Age: 64
Posts: 1,724
Funny as it may seem, but I did have an ashtray on my BMW K100 motorcycle
19th October 2008, 23:00
#1102 (permalink )
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Maastricht
Age: 22
Posts: 3
Simulator stuff...
We were simulating some unusual occurances:
Pilot (a girl...): Maastricht, mayday, we have smell of co%k in the cockpit!!"
ATC: -no comment-
Instructor: Laughing his head off..
19th October 2008, 23:11
#1103 (permalink )
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: LHR/Surrey
Age: 25
Posts: 187
That is ABSOLUTELY superb
20th October 2008, 09:48
#1104 (permalink )
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Maastricht
Age: 22
Posts: 3
lost on freq...
A spanish pilot got lost on our frequency, so, since we couldn't speak to him, we thought that he might be in rcf:
ATC: "C/S123, is you read, squawk ident."
A/C: "Roger, squawking ident, C/S123."
21st October 2008, 00:00
#1105 (permalink )
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: uk
Posts: 984
An american pilot flying over southern england
atc: xxx report your position
a/c: currently 10miles west of Looga burooga
ATC: Ah that will be Loughborough sir
Last edited by smith : 21st October 2008 at 10:47 .
Reason: Spelling mistake pointed out by poster below thanks
21st October 2008, 00:34
#1106 (permalink )
The Analog Kid
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Brecon Beacons National Park
Age: 43
Posts: 215
ITYF it makes more sense if you spell "Loughborough" correctly
21st October 2008, 00:42
#1107 (permalink )
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: uk
Posts: 984
sorry I am Scottish, thought it was the same way as Edinburgh was spelt or Edinboro as the yanks say
21st October 2008, 10:16
#1108 (permalink )
More than just an ATCO
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: Netherlands & U.K.
Posts: 1,124
The American cousins found a few new places in days gone by; Saint Rumble = Strumble was a favouritr
21st October 2008, 10:32
#1109 (permalink )
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 194
I had an American VFR pilot call up and ask for the weather at (phonetically) "Mara - Ka - Dor - e"
had me scratching my head until I figured out he meant Maroochydore. (Ma-roo-chee-door)
21st October 2008, 15:35
#1110 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: UAE
Posts: 183
I believe the old story was of a flight of F-111s on a navex.
ATC - "what's your next waypoint and estimate"
F-111 - "St Rumble at xxxx"
ATC - "you must mean Strumble, and where after that?"
F-111 - "then Stabbs at time xxxx"
ATC - "that would be St Abbs...."
21st October 2008, 17:01
#1111 (permalink )
More than just an ATCO
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: Netherlands & U.K.
Posts: 1,124
Scooby - pretty good navs then. Two TACANs about 350nm apart. in different countries
21st October 2008, 17:14
#1112 (permalink )
Combine Operations
Join Date: May 2005
Location: U.K.
Posts: 678
Not that it ever came up as regards ATC, but just down the road from St Rumble, sorry, Strumble, is Stan's, sorry, St Annes.
21st October 2008, 17:31
#1113 (permalink )
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Southeast U K
Posts: 194
OR POSSIBLY St Aines??
21st October 2008, 23:50
#1114 (permalink )
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Deepest darkest Inbredland....
Age: 42
Posts: 335
Wasn't he a seaman in Captain Pugwash?
22nd October 2008, 05:21
#1115 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: UAE
Posts: 183
Lon - if an F-111 can fly all the way from Lakenheath to Libya with multiple inflight refuels, and
still find the
French embassy, I'm pretty sure 350 nm was no problem for them at all. And I did say it was a story. Search under "life: getting a".
22nd October 2008, 10:01
#1116 (permalink )
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: North Wales
Posts: 192
Walls-eye was a common one from Americans, maybe still is. And I once heard Cree-wee for Crewe!
22nd October 2008, 11:57
#1117 (permalink )
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Stockport
Age: 55
Posts: 380
And of course there was always Dodger Bank in the middle of the North Sea
( that is going back a few years )
Ian
24th October 2008, 08:39
#1118 (permalink )
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: By the beach
Posts: 135
ATIS recording at Gillespie the other day:
"...advice on initial contact you have information Echooo... Echooo... Echooo"
Gotta cheer those Yankees for some brilliant humour in between all screaming and shouting!!
25th October 2008, 00:34
#1119 (permalink )
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: uk
Posts: 984
American B52 on a training flight and Instructor pulls an engine on approach
B-52: 30miles out, simulated engine failure for the ILS
ATC: Ah the dreaded seven engine landing, cleared for the approach.
29th October 2008, 00:34
#1120 (permalink )
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Shropshire
Age: 26
Posts: 55
On PAR - "4 miles, Cxxxx to roll and join"
tower - "call by 2"
PAR - "2 1/4 miles, Cxxxx to roll and join"
tower - "break off the approach, idiot on the runway"
i just started laughing, probably one of those situations you just had to be there