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Old 10th Dec 2019, 13:22
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poldek77 give us a break. It might have been funny first timr...
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Old 15th Dec 2019, 12:10
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It's getting better with every piece, fond memories...
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True story 😏

Don't know how many have seen, certainly made me laugh https://ops.group/blog/france-switch...8LwfI2gSI4WwiQ
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Old 18th Dec 2019, 13:41
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so ... that's all, Folks!!!
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Thank F*** for that
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Old 21st Aug 2021, 02:09
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Old 21st Aug 2021, 02:10
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I have been warned about deer on the runway, but not cows.

Not sure what I was supposed to do about the deer, other than hope I didn’t hit one.

The ATC didn’t give me permission to go around, but perhaps that was implicit.

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Heard many years ago in Germany.

German Controller: ABC123, after take off change to zone and squak 1234

ABC123: Regret that transponder is U/S

German controller in stage German accent straight out of a B movie: Remember, ve haf vays of making you squak
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