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Atmosphere Intercontinental Airlines Uk - What?!

Old 25th Mar 2019, 12:10
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Originally Posted by matkat View Post
Saw he is back on LinkedIn, seems he is now getting `B737-800s and 787s lol thing is on LinkedIn seems some poor fools actually believe him!!!
Well, Boeing will be thankful for the orders I'm sure

Is there a link for LinkedIn? I searched and couldn't find it? Mind you, having said that, I didn't exactly spend long looking!
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Old 25th Mar 2019, 20:10
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I believe he is negotiations for a large discount, well he would with the fleet size he is ordering lol
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Old 25th Mar 2019, 20:16
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Serious question....

Can anyone name a currently produced aircraft type with more than 150 seats that Jason HASNíT said he is going to operate?
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Old 25th Mar 2019, 20:37
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Boeing 747-8?
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Old 25th Mar 2019, 20:38
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Heís mentioned a whole host of 747s, although heís been quiet on them for ages. Pretty sure the -8 was on his shopping list!
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Old 25th Mar 2019, 21:18
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This should do it.
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 07:37
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The latest from Unsworth.......

Letter of Intention to Acquire Jet Airways, restructure, rebrand, and restore Jet Airways into a 5 star airline.

Dear Board of Directors at Jet Airways, Etihad Airways, State Bank of India, and Punjub National Bank, Prime Minister Narendra Modi, and Prime Minister Theresa May,

Atmosphere Intercontinental Airlines UK PVT LTD is a startup with a 5 year business plan for a premium full service airline to base at London Stansted airport, our board of directors has been exploring the option of purchasing and rebranding, restructuring an existing airline/airlines to restore into a profitable airline that will secure existing jobs, and create jobs in the aviation sector. As we fast head towards Brexit in the UK we wish to support business growth and creation, we have monitored with interest the Jet Airways situation unfold as it has done, our belief is the airline can be restored, with the assistance of all present shareholders, especially, Etihad Airways, our business plan and brand was inspired by Etihad Airways, and the gaps we can see in the market, and therefore my/our request is to be considered as shareholders, within Jet Airways, we have intentions to introduce our brand within the UK market as well as India, Thailand and UAE, Dubai, starting with direct routes, between London Stansted, Bangkok, Mumbai, Delhi and Abu Dhabi.

We have a team of highly skilled aviation consultants who are advising our board of directors and will work with us to rebrand, and restructure Jet Airways into a highly successful and profitable well respected and trusted airline once more.

Yours Sincerely

Founder & CEO

Jason Unsworth

Atmosphere Airlines UK
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 08:16
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Originally Posted by A330ETOPS View Post
Letter of Intention to Acquire Jet Airways, restructure, rebrand, and restore Jet Airways into a 5 star airline.
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.


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Old 27th Mar 2019, 08:29
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What I would give to see the contents of that business plan!
(Not investment, before you get too excited Mr Unsworth!)
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 08:30
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Just when you think Jason can make no more of a fool of himself - he rolls out the big gun.....he unleashes the LOI! What on God's Earth is that?!? Somewhat lacking in content perhaps?

Jason - if you are watching (I'm sure you are), please be assured that with every step you take you are simply reinforcing the universally held view that you are (at best) a misguided buffoon with no grasp of reality!
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 08:37
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"As we head fast - - -"
In the running for "longest grammatical sentence in the World"?
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 11:08
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Originally Posted by sixchannel View Post
"As we head fast - - -"
In the running for "longest grammatical sentence in the World"?
Any idiot can make a long sentence by putting commas where there ought to be full stops, that's what Jason has done, he's clearly an expert. (see?)
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 11:39
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Originally Posted by DaveReidUK View Post
Any idiot can make a long sentence by putting commas where there ought to be full stops, that's what Jason has done, he's clearly an expert. (see?)
Lol
I remember Blaster Bates definition of 'Expert' - an ex is a has been and a spurt is a drip under pressure.
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 12:45
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"Dear Mr Muilenberg (or may I call you Dennis?)
My highly-skilled team of experts expects to rapidly complete restructuring of the ailing Jet Airways very soon, so we'd be pleased to help
you restore public confidence in Boeing after your MAX problem...
Yours, J"
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Old 27th Mar 2019, 13:26
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I think we can clear up the confusion surrounding Jason's plan...

(leaked pre-publicity photo)


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Old 27th Mar 2019, 17:10
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(leaked pre-publicity photo)

It's not as good as that.....
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Old 28th Mar 2019, 10:49
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"Dear Mr Muilenberg (or may I call you Dennis?)
My highly-skilled team of experts expects to rapidly complete restructuring of the ailing Jet Airways very soon, so we'd be pleased to help
you restore public confidence in Boeing after your MAX problem...
Yours, J"
I feel this needs some amendments, G-ARZG, to bring it more into line with JU style. Might I suggest:

Deer Mr Mulenberk (or may I call you Denis?)

Mi hily-skild teem of experts (sum of them hav bean on airyplanes and everything!) expex to rapidly compleet restructuring of Jet Airways very soon (we have got a luvvly livry done on MS Paint, and that's all we need), so weed be pleezed to help you fix yr 737s. I am an exput wiv computers, I even had a speek&Spell... but the batries went.
Yours, J"
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Old 28th Mar 2019, 11:01
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And in addition to post #25:

Off to Mumbai, I will go!
To fix Jet Air, it's full of woe
They need me - and a new logo
And they may have an Airbus!

[Chorus:]
Let the wind blow high
Let the wind blow low
I've applied to be Jet's CEO
But do I have a clue? Hell NO!
But I really want an Airbus!


All those naughty people on PPRuNe say
That I'm a fake and should go away
But I'm best mates with Theresa May -
And SHE'LL buy me an Airbus!

[Chorus:]
Let the wind blow high
Let the wind blow low
​​​​​​​Off to Downing Street I'll go
I'll be PM and then I'll know
I'll get use of an Airbus!!


TA
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Old 28th Mar 2019, 11:35
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You nutter TA.

Love it.

Might set it to music one day.
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