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Search: Posts Made By: JackOffallTrades
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Forum: Private Flying
11th Jan 2007, 01:47
Replies: 37
Views: 6,568
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Indeed, Many of the "International Airports"...

Indeed,
Many of the "International Airports" listed here, thank you False Capture, would not even qualify as suitable emergency alternates for my B777. Nor would I ever want to visit them in my...
Forum: Private Flying
11th Jan 2007, 01:14
Replies: 37
Views: 6,568
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Yes well the airport managers of these...

Yes well the airport managers of these over-inflated ego driven little domestic airports (if they qualify as airports?) are the biggest problem. Absolutely no idea how insignificant they are in the...
Forum: Private Flying
11th Jan 2007, 01:06
Replies: 14
Views: 1,551
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Well that's because the gorrilla is so damn smart...

Well that's because the gorrilla is so damn smart that most mortals are not worthy of speaking to him.
Forum: Spectators Balcony (Spotters Corner)
11th Jan 2007, 00:32
Replies: 184
Views: 69,937
Posted By JackOffallTrades

St Maarten. Isn't that the place where you can...

St Maarten. Isn't that the place where you can relax on the beach and moon the pilots on short finals?
The reason for the ASR was.......
Forum: Rumours & News
11th Jan 2007, 00:19
Replies: 22
Views: 7,519
Posted By JackOffallTrades

This is good. It assumes that pilots flying N...

This is good. It assumes that pilots flying N reg aircraft can count the number of engines on their aeroplane before getting in. :E :E :E

P.s. Don't ask me how many my plane has either.
Forum: Private Flying
11th Jan 2007, 00:05
Replies: 14
Views: 1,551
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Then if you really want to know how to fly a cub...

Then if you really want to know how to fly a cub you can talk to me in the bar at EGLM after your lesson!!!
Forum: Tech Log
10th Jan 2007, 23:53
Replies: 3
Views: 1,767
Posted By JackOffallTrades

BOAC. You aint seen no skids yet!

BOAC. You aint seen no skids yet!
Forum: Rumours & News
10th Jan 2007, 01:05
Replies: 24
Views: 17,047
Posted By JackOffallTrades

What a heap!!! I'd gladly swap it for a Trabant. ...

What a heap!!! I'd gladly swap it for a Trabant. Fantastic. Give me 1/2 a litre of Vodka and I'll be able to pass the type rating... Hic!!
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Jan 2007, 00:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,976,063
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Looks like Nigel had some eye drops in his coffee...

Looks like Nigel had some eye drops in his coffee again..... Another Dorris bends over on a nightstop.....
Forum: Medical & Health
10th Jan 2007, 00:35
Replies: 10
Views: 1,178
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Hide your drugs quicker and better??? Whatever. ...

Hide your drugs quicker and better??? Whatever. I'm not looking forward to having my butt hairs plucked though! :ooh:
Forum: Tech Log
10th Jan 2007, 00:20
Replies: 26
Views: 6,168
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Like a lot of these questions, when it happens...

Like a lot of these questions, when it happens there is very little time to decide if to turn or not and in which direction. Helps if you've analised and made this decission before it could...
Forum: Tech Log
9th Jan 2007, 23:43
Replies: 5
Views: 1,879
Posted By JackOffallTrades

As a primary instrument for setting power I...

As a primary instrument for setting power I belive it varies according to the manufacturer. Sucks, blows, spins or whatever.... Just a good idea to understand what you're using, why and what...
Forum: Tech Log
9th Jan 2007, 23:38
Replies: 12
Views: 2,041
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Devil You must be a short guy to go walking under there!

You must be a short guy to go walking under there!
Forum: Medical & Health
9th Jan 2007, 23:31
Replies: 10
Views: 1,178
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Well if this is true they can find plenty of...

Well if this is true they can find plenty of samples on my @rse!
Forum: Terms and Endearment
9th Jan 2007, 23:19
Replies: 1,379
Views: 286,423
Posted By JackOffallTrades

What a b@lls up. Personally I'll be voting...

What a b@lls up. Personally I'll be voting against this tripe!
Forum: Rumours & News
9th Jan 2007, 22:56
Replies: 24
Views: 17,047
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Ouch!! That's a bit of a session then. I wonder...

Ouch!! That's a bit of a session then. I wonder if the crew understood the drinking laws in Norway before they went out on one?

Oh dear.
Forum: Terms and Endearment
9th Jan 2007, 17:17
Replies: 1,379
Views: 286,423
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Gold on top?? No chance. Just a slightly less...

Gold on top?? No chance. Just a slightly less thinly disguised sh@fting.

Moan..... :( :( :(
Forum: Rumours & News
9th Jan 2007, 17:06
Replies: 24
Views: 17,047
Posted By JackOffallTrades

If you were going to fly one of those...

If you were going to fly one of those contraptions for a living you would probably want to drink to excess too!!! :}
Forum: Medical & Health
7th Jan 2007, 00:20
Replies: 3
Views: 815
Posted By JackOffallTrades

First check with you specialist, or their...

First check with you specialist, or their secretary that the report has been sent, politely. If so then call the CAA medical lot (general number, press 1 then 2, I think) and ask the person at the...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
22nd Dec 2006, 22:46
Replies: 197
Views: 38,045
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Don't you just get sick of whinging aussies?

Don't you just get sick of whinging aussies?
Forum: Rumours & News
14th Dec 2006, 20:17
Replies: 58
Views: 27,591
Posted By JackOffallTrades

28:04!!? What sort of flight was that...

28:04!!?

What sort of flight was that Scroggs? What were you flying?
Forum: Flying Instructors & Examiners
13th Dec 2006, 23:41
Replies: 22
Views: 4,006
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Quote "I'm doing the flying test in a few week's...

Quote "I'm doing the flying test in a few week's time. I'll then have to wait until the end of February (at the earliest) until I can attend a seminar.

Shame we can't conduct our own seminar...
Forum: Rumours & News
13th Dec 2006, 22:59
Replies: 49
Views: 14,779
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Why? You'll save a very small amount of...

Why?

You'll save a very small amount of fuel. If you need to sit at the hold for a long time..... Shut the engines down again.
Forum: Private Flying
13th Dec 2006, 22:55
Replies: 15
Views: 1,562
Posted By JackOffallTrades

...... Or a dodgy flying instructor/B777 pilot...

...... Or a dodgy flying instructor/B777 pilot who never flys in an attitude anyone would recognise.
Forum: Rumours & News
13th Dec 2006, 22:32
Replies: 49
Views: 14,779
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Sound like a complete load of journo B*&&"$$$!! ...

Sound like a complete load of journo B*&&"$$$!! Sir!

I've done a few trips from LGW lately and used engine power from push back off stand till the runway. So has everyone else I've seen.
Forum: Rumours & News
11th Dec 2006, 23:39
Replies: 63
Views: 13,621
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Come on you old wrinklies and croak it......... ...

Come on you old wrinklies and croak it......... I'm not getting any more senior you know.
Forum: Rumours & News
10th Dec 2006, 00:21
Replies: 63
Views: 13,621
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Yeah.... It's such a short innings I want it to...

Yeah.... It's such a short innings I want it to myself. Don't want a family... Just want to see the world from FL410 every now and then. I want to retire at 57.9875 years... I've worked it out.......
Forum: Rumours & News
10th Dec 2006, 00:09
Replies: 255
Views: 150,249
Posted By JackOffallTrades

And exactly why have we resorted to comparing...

And exactly why have we resorted to comparing drunken drivers with pilots who have been over the limits on a breath test???

How many people have been killed by drunken drivers?

And how many by...
Forum: Rumours & News
9th Dec 2006, 16:27
Replies: 255
Views: 150,249
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Well done Chuck!! Happy retirement. :)

Well done Chuck!!

Happy retirement. :)
Forum: Tech Log
9th Dec 2006, 16:23
Replies: 14
Views: 17,417
Posted By JackOffallTrades

CHL, One of these things that gets easier...

CHL,

One of these things that gets easier with practice. Repition of HF calls will drum the standard calls into your head. Do it when you can as a practice so the one day when you have to rely...
Forum: Rumours & News
9th Dec 2006, 16:05
Replies: 255
Views: 150,249
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Nik Nak. Alchoholism is curable. I know...

Nik Nak.

Alchoholism is curable. I know several people who have dried out and gone on to live t-totalled lives very happily.

You may have been in aviation a long time... Sadly not long...
Forum: Rumours & News
9th Dec 2006, 15:58
Replies: 63
Views: 13,621
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Move over grandad I wanna command!!! :} Go...

Move over grandad I wanna command!!! :}

Go and play golf. :E
Forum: Questions
1st Dec 2006, 00:02
Replies: 5
Views: 5,100
Posted By JackOffallTrades

IGS - Instrument Guidance System at Sion takes...

IGS - Instrument Guidance System at Sion takes you to a point where you can position visually to land. I seem to recall the one at Innsbruck takes you to a hospital car park!!? Convenient!!! The...
Forum: Rumours & News
30th Nov 2006, 23:40
Replies: 2
Views: 4,708
Posted By JackOffallTrades

Well I guess if a pan was declared and the crew...

Well I guess if a pan was declared and the crew had the time and presence of mind to dump fuel it can't have been too bad.
Forum: Private Flying
31st Oct 2006, 13:48
Replies: 15
Views: 1,562
Posted By JackOffallTrades

I'm sure you could find plenty of that sort of...

I'm sure you could find plenty of that sort of training at EGLM.
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