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Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Apr 2018, 07:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

The job application form is asking about my...

The job application form is asking about my positive points, so guys you must have some ideas of what I could put.
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Mar 2018, 09:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

"And children, don't forget to save up your...

"And children, don't forget to save up your toilet rolls for next week as on Blue Peter we will be making the ammunition."

Note: Blue Peter is the name of a BBC TV children's programme.
Forum: Rumours & News
11th Mar 2018, 08:25
Replies: 73
Views: 46,788
Posted By HHornet

If bits of this go through my house roof, it is...

If bits of this go through my house roof, it is going to be an interesting insurance form to fill in. Am I insured for this?
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Sep 2017, 13:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

"When the check-in staff asked if I wanted a...

"When the check-in staff asked if I wanted a duvet on the flight, I had assumed I was being upgraded to 1st class !"
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Sep 2017, 10:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Caption: "Oy, when you said I could be your...

Caption: "Oy, when you said I could be your wingman, this is not what I had in mind!"
Forum: Australia, New Zealand & the Pacific
17th Sep 2017, 08:14
Replies: 43
Views: 19,397
Posted By HHornet

Hum, where does the farmer stand in all of this...

Hum, where does the farmer stand in all of this after letting his digger damage the pipeline (as reported by Radio NZ today) ? They also mentioned that the leak had disgorged the equivalent of two...
Forum: Rotorheads
10th Sep 2017, 14:53
Replies: 29
Views: 14,099
Posted By HHornet

This is all very odd. The pilot would have known...

This is all very odd. The pilot would have known that the parachutists would have exited quite quickly, but that would have still left the jumpmaster and/or co-pilot in the helicopter, who would...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Sep 2017, 12:27
Replies: 169
Views: 68,203
Posted By HHornet

Danny42C - Brilliant and I am sure that you have...

Danny42C - Brilliant and I am sure that you have lots of these stories to tell - maybe enough for a book ? I do hope that if you have a few days of free time, that you put fingers to the keyboard...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Sep 2017, 10:39
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Hey Sarge, "We've been told to finish the work...

Hey Sarge, "We've been told to finish the work and clear the runway, incoming hurricane.
Sarge replies, "Hurricane or hurricane?"
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Aug 2017, 10:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Pilot: "Looks like I've Sully-ied my log...

Pilot: "Looks like I've Sully-ied my log book".
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Aug 2017, 07:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

..... Strato-cruise-liner?

..... Strato-cruise-liner?
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Aug 2017, 09:27
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Signore Caproni. "I have a message from Signore...

Signore Caproni. "I have a message from Signore Ferrari and he wants to challenge you to a race".
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Aug 2017, 13:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

I'll just tighten this bit of string, so that the...

I'll just tighten this bit of string, so that the rotor doesn't come off.
I know it is a bit Heath Robinson, but we'll be fine.
Forum: Aviation History and Nostalgia
15th Jul 2017, 08:28
Replies: 114
Views: 64,466
Posted By HHornet

Depending on how strict the rules are for this...

Depending on how strict the rules are for this thread .....
Maybe effective, but surely ugly ?
How about the
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lun-class_ekranoplan ?
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jul 2017, 16:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Sergei looked yonder to see if the steppes were...

Sergei looked yonder to see if the steppes were on the way, so his pax could disembark.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jul 2017, 16:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Yep, I need the whole craft cleaned and polished....

Yep, I need the whole craft cleaned and polished. I want it looking as "spruce as a goose".
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jul 2017, 16:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

OK Mr Putin, are you ready to take your shirt...

OK Mr Putin, are you ready to take your shirt off, as the photographers are here for the photoshoot?
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jul 2017, 15:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Charles was unsure if adding a new "flying lady"...

Charles was unsure if adding a new "flying lady" statue would affect the aerodynamics of his craft.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Jul 2017, 10:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

When Penelope applied for the wingwalkers job,...

When Penelope applied for the wingwalkers job, this wasn't the plane she had anticipated.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Jul 2017, 09:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Sold as a hovercraft on Ebay, Quintin was now...

Sold as a hovercraft on Ebay, Quintin was now unsure how efficient it would be on the Hoverspeed Dover - Calais route.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Jul 2017, 09:29
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Chief Engineer Scotty to Captain Kirk "I canna...

Chief Engineer Scotty to Captain Kirk "I canna plan for any more power from the engines. I've giv'n her all she's got captain".
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Jul 2017, 08:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Ship ahoy?

Ship ahoy?
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Jul 2017, 08:23
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Aww thanks CONSO for the vote of confidence for...

Aww thanks CONSO for the vote of confidence for my caption on the last image. Not enough votes to win though :{
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jul 2017, 11:06
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

After spying some trolley-hens, he strut like a...

After spying some trolley-hens, he strut like a rooster on the wing, but subsequently got roasted by his colleagues.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jul 2017, 06:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

After being henpecked into practising his flying...

After being henpecked into practising his flying drills, he was delighted when his dead drum-stick landing went well.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Jul 2017, 14:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Advertisement promotes new film "Chicken Run...

Advertisement promotes new film "Chicken Run II"
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Jul 2017, 13:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

So is this an example of a wing with a fowl-er...

So is this an example of a wing with a fowl-er flap?
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Jul 2017, 13:44
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Pilot Cockerel was not traditional and flew on a...

Pilot Cockerel was not traditional and flew on a wing and a prayer.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Jul 2017, 08:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

"I said feather THE PROP ........"

"I said feather THE PROP ........"
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Jun 2017, 11:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Hands above your heads now. Who has failed to...

Hands above your heads now. Who has failed to declare having more than 100ml of liquids in their hand luggage?
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jun 2017, 13:39
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Hold for 5 minutes more lads and then the glue...

Hold for 5 minutes more lads and then the glue should be dry .....
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jun 2017, 13:13
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Budget airlines go to the extreme and offer "seat...

Budget airlines go to the extreme and offer "seat only (no bag) + push back" as the cheapest option.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jun 2017, 07:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

Management consultants denied cost-cutting on the...

Management consultants denied cost-cutting on the feasibility study for the new UK airport at Weston-super-Mare.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jun 2017, 07:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

The cabin crew insisted that pax did their...

The cabin crew insisted that pax did their inflight leg stretching exercises before continuing on the next leg of their flight.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jun 2017, 07:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,017,860
Posted By HHornet

I'm not standing here all day, can someone put...

I'm not standing here all day, can someone put the handbrake on!
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