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Forum: Military Aviation
17th Nov 2021, 15:41
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,362,415
Posted By ix_touring

"Only fans: Big bird on arse with mouth open" ...

"Only fans: Big bird on arse with mouth open" Worst typo search result ever.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Aug 2020, 15:44
Replies: 10,020
Views: 861,711
Posted By ix_touring

How much did you say this outsourced / PFI parade...

How much did you say this outsourced / PFI parade was costing us again?
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Aug 2020, 15:35
Replies: 10,020
Views: 861,711
Posted By ix_touring

72 to 71... Little less rounded out on the...

72 to 71...

Little less rounded out on the bumper there next time Hoskins.

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Aug 2020, 14:29
Replies: 10,020
Views: 861,711
Posted By ix_touring

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/...

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/700x510/mx_indepth_1_main_9489d979d90cdf348be55c6f7e3b55a1b30f844d.jpg


You bunch of numpties, its a LIGHTNING, not a LIGHTENING!


(No need...
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Sep 2011, 19:04
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Like so many people with addictions, Pte Bloggs...

Like so many people with addictions, Pte Bloggs replaced the monkey on his back with something else...

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Aug 2011, 20:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

The Red coats at Buttlins weren't going to take...

The Red coats at Buttlins weren't going to take an $hit this summer.

iX
Forum: Rotorheads
11th Aug 2011, 08:24
Replies: 9
Views: 3,478
Posted By ix_touring

Job - Chief Pilot, Queen's Helicopter Flight

Just saw a note about this...

Blackbushe Airport

Operate a single S76
ATPL (H) with Class 1
Type rated preferred
Previous experience of VVIP etc preferred.

:ok:
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Jul 2011, 21:22
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Pic 1: "Right, Commander's cock cut off, she's...

Pic 1: "Right, Commander's cock cut off, she's safe now!"

Pic 2: "That's right honey, chop chop!" ... *whispered* - "See, I told you you could switch you little finger for your knob, now how...
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Jun 2011, 20:32
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Its the not so dirty end of the charter market.

Its the not so dirty end of the charter market.
Forum: Military Aviation
7th May 2011, 20:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Bovril? No, I was Tea...

Bovril? No, I was Tea...
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Apr 2011, 18:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Cpl Prune was beginning to think no one else had...

Cpl Prune was beginning to think no one else had got the "Come to work dressed as your boss" memo...

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Apr 2011, 06:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

The party faithful turn out in force (via the...

The party faithful turn out in force (via the porta loo) to witness the unveiling of UK-IP's latest election secret weapon.

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Apr 2011, 20:34
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

The pointy heads were having a right laugh......

The pointy heads were having a right laugh... someone had painted the yellow and black squares on the wrong way round meaning Flt/Lt Blogs and Co would need to go again tomorrow :}

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Jan 2011, 10:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Investigators identify a likely cause of the...

Investigators identify a likely cause of the horrendous accident record of EMS flights.... Localised gravitational dis-torments caused by overweight Septics.
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Oct 2010, 14:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Well Sir, we got the idea from that Leary...

Well Sir, we got the idea from that Leary character; by removing the seats and making them stand, we can fit an extra 20 blokes in... And by using the the life vest as a cushion, they can even...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Sep 2010, 20:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

After the third game of spin the Labrador,...

After the third game of spin the Labrador, 00Fritz was feeling the need to ASK and TELL...


or


What with the after effects of the tripe breakfast and the Pte's BO, Fluffy was about make...
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Aug 2010, 07:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Private Sanchez was becoming more public...:sad: ...

Private Sanchez was becoming more public...:sad:

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jul 2010, 18:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Toptobottom by name, toptobottom by caption comp...

Toptobottom by name, toptobottom by caption comp pic...

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Jul 2010, 15:13
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Betty had had her ride pimped out, 20" rims,...

Betty had had her ride pimped out, 20" rims, banging sound system and a silenced 9 for when the footmen stepped out of line.

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Jun 2010, 16:21
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Russian authorities declared that defectors were...

Russian authorities declared that defectors were for the high jump...
....so they started training!

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Jun 2010, 13:44
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Look your husband already has a medal! or ...

Look your husband already has a medal!

or

I think your husband's medal is a bit more practical.

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Jun 2010, 13:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Multiple choice captions: Charlie:...

Multiple choice captions:


Charlie: "<*INSERT CAPTION HERE FROM THE SELECTION BELOW> How?... It's never happened in my marriages....!"

*You say you and your husband made it...

*Yes, he even...
Forum: Spectators Balcony (Spotters Corner)
22nd Jun 2010, 13:28
Replies: 5
Views: 1,482
Posted By ix_touring

Odd LHR departure today?

Friend just claimed to have seen an aircraft appear to depart Heathrow with something physical streaming behind it (ie not a vapour/fuel trail). Departed west, and remained low, circling back toward...
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Jun 2010, 09:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Although very comfortable, Hoskin's flying...

Although very comfortable, Hoskin's flying commode wasn't as stealthy as a bucket.

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Jun 2010, 09:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

"Err, if you can both see the ground between your...

"Err, if you can both see the ground between your legs, its probably ment to be like that" :}

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
25th May 2010, 11:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Willie Walsh prepares to give back travel...

Willie Walsh prepares to give back travel benefits for use on selected flights only :}

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd May 2010, 08:38
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

The Indonesian CAA denies claims that pilots are...

The Indonesian CAA denies claims that pilots are hot headed sex maniacs...

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
17th May 2010, 17:58
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

The 2018 world cup ctte was looking forward to...

The 2018 world cup ctte was looking forward to their half time oranges! :ok:

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
10th May 2010, 20:27
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Dimbleby: "Who's the most important person to...

Dimbleby: "Who's the most important person to your election?"

Mandy - (miss-hears) looks at the butch floor manager...
Osbourne - looks at his reflection in the camera...
Cable - turns his head...
Forum: Military Aviation
6th May 2010, 21:46
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Putting the aircraft in lock down was taken to...

Putting the aircraft in lock down was taken to the extreame...:}

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Apr 2010, 20:46
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Hello Sir, wow, look at the bulge in your...

Hello Sir, wow, look at the bulge in your traousers... Oh wait, it's just a tire :sad:
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Apr 2010, 21:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

We are the knights that say "Nygh!".... but...

We are the knights that say "Nygh!".... but you've got no arms... I'll freeze you to death then!

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Apr 2010, 20:32
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Cpl Jane had a black hole below the waist...

Cpl Jane had a black hole below the waist too...:}

iX
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Mar 2010, 14:24
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

Dog: "Look I don't care how many times you tell...

Dog: "Look I don't care how many times you tell me or even show me... I've got paws not hands!"

or

Grunt: "... put the red dot on the target..."

Dog: "but I'm colour blind"


iX
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Mar 2010, 20:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 11,006,357
Posted By ix_touring

When tri-service training goes wrong: The Navy CO...

When tri-service training goes wrong: The Navy CO requires a Dog Watch system that's implemented by an Army range officer....
:}
iX
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