What is this Pilot doing?
 

"I tell ya, I was laughing so hard 'cos I was only jokin' when I told Jim I could smell somethin' funny . . ."

News Item

"Pilot destroys own machine with long-distance fart."

When the boss sees this i'm bugg4red!:D

"Hello Mr.Ant! So you saw who set fire to my machine?"

"This kissing your arse goodbye is harder than it looks..."

No Burt, NOW its a hot LZ!

"Where the heck did that lit match go..?"

Dammit, there goes the other contact lens!

So, what tree going to come and put THAT out ?

I can't believe, you threw the damned keys to the fire truck this far!

"Look! A four leaf Clover!"


:D

There's the filler cap

"Hey guys, come and have a look at these cranky little fire ants."

What's a hot start again...?

SHOUTING:
HeyMr Groundhog; Gopher your life.
Sorry old boy cant see, dropped me monocle.
Mr Ant; fire in the hole.
Where is, the Bambi bucket fuse.
Thats the last time I let him near my chopper.
[SIZE=3REPLYING[/SIZE]
At least Im not in Six Feet Under
If you want your job back your gonna have to kiss lower.


SINGING Ground Control to Captain Ron. Transmission end: gearbox gone.Take your tranx and put your fire proofs on [SIZE=3]
SWEARING Cheap cleaned flight suits rusted zipper!:p

"It doesn't look too bad from this angle."

http://www2.burn.com/content/wave/wa...-ow_my_ass.wav

response from co-jo:

http://www2.burn.com/content/wave/wav-sp1/garrison-gas_under_control.wav

ah well....

"well better get used to this position, the boss is on the way".

In case of fire.....Break grass.