What is this Pilot doing?
 

"I tell ya, I was laughing so hard 'cos I was only jokin' when I told Jim I could smell somethin' funny . . ."

News Item

"Pilot destroys own machine with long-distance fart."

When the boss sees this i'm bugg4red!:D

"Hello Mr.Ant! So you saw who set fire to my machine?"

"This kissing your arse goodbye is harder than it looks..."

No Burt, NOW its a hot LZ!

"Where the heck did that lit match go..?"

Dammit, there goes the other contact lens!

So, what tree going to come and put THAT out ?

I can't believe, you threw the damned keys to the fire truck this far!

"Look! A four leaf Clover!"


:D

There's the filler cap

"Hey guys, come and have a look at these cranky little fire ants."

What's a hot start again...?

SHOUTING:
HeyMr Groundhog; Gopher your life.
Sorry old boy cant see, dropped me monocle.
Mr Ant; fire in the hole.
Where is, the Bambi bucket fuse.
Thats the last time I let him near my chopper.
[SIZE=3REPLYING[/SIZE]
At least Im not in Six Feet Under
If you want your job back your gonna have to kiss lower.


SINGING Ground Control to Captain Ron. Transmission end: gearbox gone.Take your tranx and put your fire proofs on [SIZE=3]
SWEARING Cheap cleaned flight suits rusted zipper!:p

"It doesn't look too bad from this angle."

http://www2.burn.com/content/wave/wa...-ow_my_ass.wav

response from co-jo:

http://www2.burn.com/content/wave/wav-sp1/garrison-gas_under_control.wav

ah well....

"well better get used to this position, the boss is on the way".

In case of fire.....Break grass.

I don't get what the boss said...My ass is nothing like grass.

Smite me oh Lord...for I have sinned!

.....Captain....says right here on the emegency checklist....says do the emergency drills ....THEN.....exit the aircraft!

Now what was that thing about sitting on the cyclic to give the Board of Inquiry something to think about..?

Think Invisible!............ Think Invisible!.............. Think Invisible!..........

Ouch my aching feet, must stop wearing these high heels..

What the godfather does to the Helicopter profession; low pilot salaries, and a good kick in the balls for betraying him'

Shouting with right hand in the air......


T A X I

1. "I've GOT to stop eating those curries!"

or


2. Sung to the tune of a well known Johnnie Cash song.

" I got meeee, a burnin' ring of fire
And the chillies went down
But the EGT went Higher.

An it burned burned burned
My wings of fire, my wings of fire."

"head goes down.... ass goes up.........ass goes up..... head goes down"


"I think I can take it from here guys"

Ya know...with some practice.....I can be a bicycle stand!

Along with the flashing CWS the voice kept saying throw up, throw up, throw up.

"Calling Mother Earth!!!!.....Quick, sell my shares in Ericsson":( :(

Put your head between your knees and kiss your.........

Damn, damn, damn. There were only two payments to go.

Aaaaaahhh, that feels better...

Oh…s**t! I wonder what the guys @ pprune are gonna say about this?!

OH ****!!!

assume arse licking position

" Yes sir, I got out the front door and I'm just completing a rear door evacuation now "

Where did those rose tinted spectacles go?