I don't get what the boss said...My ass is nothing like grass.

Smite me oh Lord...for I have sinned!

.....Captain....says right here on the emegency checklist....says do the emergency drills ....THEN.....exit the aircraft!

Now what was that thing about sitting on the cyclic to give the Board of Inquiry something to think about..?

Think Invisible!............ Think Invisible!.............. Think Invisible!..........

Ouch my aching feet, must stop wearing these high heels..

What the godfather does to the Helicopter profession; low pilot salaries, and a good kick in the balls for betraying him'

Shouting with right hand in the air......


T A X I

1. "I've GOT to stop eating those curries!"

or


2. Sung to the tune of a well known Johnnie Cash song.

" I got meeee, a burnin' ring of fire
And the chillies went down
But the EGT went Higher.

An it burned burned burned
My wings of fire, my wings of fire."

"head goes down.... ass goes up.........ass goes up..... head goes down"


"I think I can take it from here guys"

Ya know...with some practice.....I can be a bicycle stand!

Along with the flashing CWS the voice kept saying throw up, throw up, throw up.

"Calling Mother Earth!!!!.....Quick, sell my shares in Ericsson":( :(

Put your head between your knees and kiss your.........

Damn, damn, damn. There were only two payments to go.

Aaaaaahhh, that feels better...

Oh…s**t! I wonder what the guys @ pprune are gonna say about this?!

OH ****!!!

assume arse licking position

" Yes sir, I got out the front door and I'm just completing a rear door evacuation now "

Where did those rose tinted spectacles go?