SHOUTING:
 

KEEP CRANK'IN. IT'LL BLOW IT SELF OUT!:)

I didn't touch anything Dad....it just happened on its own!

Barbie heaven
 

Dude, pass the burgers...

"You put your top half in, your top half out,
In, out, in......... Hey! Where d'you all think you're going?!":eek:

" hold on, let me find the ground cable first"

(ho, ho, ho) ...thank God it's fully insured... (hee, hee, hee)

Inventor John Gobber demonstrates the effectiveness of his innovative Recto Rockets weapons system.

"I started out trying to find a more effective heat bead for the barbie and ended up firing rockets out of my arse" he said

"I envisage the day will come where every soldier on the field will have an arse full of these little suckers"

Where was that f***** sprinkler ??:confused:

One way cell phone onversation.....................................



" hi boss its me................no the machine wont start.......................
i think its the accumulator..........................whats wrong with it?.................................er, its on fire!"

Q. What is this Pilot doing?

A. What most professional pilots do at this point.....whatever he likes, 'cos it's now an 'Engineering Problem' ......

"I've put it in the book, gizza call when you've fixed it ...."

:p

I only told him it was on fire! I don't understand why he had to kick me in the balls....

There's no place like home (click,clicl,click) There's no place like home (click,click,click)!!!!!!!!!

In relation to another threadhttp://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59657

"So I said to my Student, you go and complete your pre-flight and start her up, I'm going for a coffee and will join you when I hear..........."

The cookout was a great success....
 

Go easy on the kerosene mate, I like my burgers rare if you don't mind!


Chiplight (where's my prize?)

Well he did say light the fires and kick the tyres ..............

Bronxter,

Who wins the prize?

1: " Oh god those beans....!"
2: "Hey look, I've found one of those land mine things"
3: "Looks like I'm for the ski jump"
4: "Good job I've got me bicycle clips on, that was scary"
5: " N°1 bury head in sand, N°2 wait until dark"

Good evening! I'm brand new here on this form and must say, having read some of the topics/posts, I'm pleased to see good comaraderie exchanges and look forward to putting my 2 cents worth. Also, terrific sense of humor. Mr. Rotorque - I'm still laughing at your comment. :D

A scene from 'Flowery Twats'
 

Looking for a birch stick

"Right, I warned you, you can't say I didn't warn you - if you're not going to start then I'm going to beat you, you stupid, pathetic, useless machine..........Cybil?"

Hello? HELLO? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER, THERE'S SOME BACKGROUND NOISE HERE.......WHAT ABOUT USING MY MOBILE ON AN AIRFIELD? ..........Nah, that's only an urban legend...OOPS!