What is this Pilot doing?

[Bronx]

[The Nr Fairy]

"I tell ya, I was laughing so hard 'cos I was only jokin' when I told Jim I could smell somethin' funny . . ."

[Draco]

News Item

"Pilot destroys own machine with long-distance fart."

[CRAN]

When the boss sees this i'm bugg4red!

[Irlandés]

"Hello Mr.Ant! So you saw who set fire to my machine?"

[What-ho Squiffy!]

"This kissing your arse goodbye is harder than it looks..."

[Barannfin]

No Burt, NOW its a hot LZ!

[RotorHorn]

"Where the heck did that lit match go..?"

[CRAN]

Dammit, there goes the other contact lens!

[Robbo Jock]

So, what tree going to come and put THAT out ?

[advancing_blade]

I can't believe, you threw the damned keys to the fire truck this far!

[RW-1]

"Look! A four leaf Clover!"

[STANDTO]

There's the filler cap

[sprocket]

"Hey guys, come and have a look at these cranky little fire ants."

[discobeast]

What's a hot start again...?

[Capn Notarious]

SHOUTING:
HeyMr Groundhog; Gopher your life.
Sorry old boy cant see, dropped me monocle.
Mr Ant; fire in the hole.
Where is, the Bambi bucket fuse.
Thats the last time I let him near my chopper.
[SIZE=3REPLYING[/SIZE]
At least Im not in Six Feet Under
If you want your job back your gonna have to kiss lower.


SINGING Ground Control to Captain Ron. Transmission end: gearbox gone.Take your tranx and put your fire proofs on [SIZE=3]
SWEARING Cheap cleaned flight suits rusted zipper!

[almost canadian]

"It doesn't look too bad from this angle."

[almost canadian]

http://www2.burn.com/content/wave/wa...-ow_my_ass.wav

response from co-jo:

http://www2.burn.com/content/wave/wav-sp1/garrison-gas_under_control.wav

ah well....

[international hog driver]

"well better get used to this position, the boss is on the way".

[rotorque]

In case of fire.....Break grass.