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Old 10th Jul 2002, 07:58
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Old 10th Jul 2002, 08:06
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"I tell ya, I was laughing so hard 'cos I was only jokin' when I told Jim I could smell somethin' funny . . ."
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Old 10th Jul 2002, 09:35
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"Pilot destroys own machine with long-distance fart."
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When the boss sees this i'm bugg4red!
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"Hello Mr.Ant! So you saw who set fire to my machine?"
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"This kissing your arse goodbye is harder than it looks..."
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No Burt, NOW its a hot LZ!
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"Where the heck did that lit match go..?"
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Old 10th Jul 2002, 16:59
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Dammit, there goes the other contact lens!
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Old 10th Jul 2002, 17:21
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So, what tree going to come and put THAT out ?
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I can't believe, you threw the damned keys to the fire truck this far!
 
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"Look! A four leaf Clover!"


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There's the filler cap
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Old 10th Jul 2002, 20:10
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"Hey guys, come and have a look at these cranky little fire ants."
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What's a hot start again...?
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Old 10th Jul 2002, 21:16
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SHOUTING:
HeyMr Groundhog; Gopher your life.
Sorry old boy cant see, dropped me monocle.
Mr Ant; fire in the hole.
Where is, the Bambi bucket fuse.
Thats the last time I let him near my chopper.
[SIZE=3REPLYING[/SIZE]
At least Im not in Six Feet Under
If you want your job back your gonna have to kiss lower.


SINGING Ground Control to Captain Ron. Transmission end: gearbox gone.Take your tranx and put your fire proofs on [SIZE=3]
SWEARING Cheap cleaned flight suits rusted zipper!
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Old 10th Jul 2002, 21:32
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"It doesn't look too bad from this angle."
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http://www2.burn.com/content/wave/wa...-ow_my_ass.wav

response from co-jo:

http://www2.burn.com/content/wave/wav-sp1/garrison-gas_under_control.wav

ah well....
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Old 10th Jul 2002, 22:41
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"well better get used to this position, the boss is on the way".
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In case of fire.....Break grass.
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