Captions Please!
 

I nicked this photo from another site but think it makes for a good "Caption This" Thread.

http://sjdrimages.com/Mb/UserUploads/otk7Nay44GnJ20.jpg

What do you mean, its not a good landing, I walked away!

Reason #3504 that I hate doing track and balance work.
(note the hand held strobe hanging below the aircraft)

Do you want it in the tech log?

Ha! We don't need no stickin' remote control door opener...

"No further left"

Shortened, lightened & better visibility but still won't fit through the purpose built door

The sooner they fit brakes to these ground handling wheels the better.

''Anyone Home''

"Boss, we got it to .1 on the mains but I don't reckon I can take it out on that job on monday. Yeah, yeah it's parked as close as I could get it to the hangar"........"About that time off I asked for"



Anyone know the story behind this one? I could not imagine ringing my boss and telling him that I just did this.

Where did that building come from - never saw it - honestly !!!!!!!!!! :eek:

"Lucky those hanger doors were there, otherwise we may have damaged the chopper"

"Chicken coop for sale"

I swear .. It was like that when I got here !! .. :p

"Honest Boss....I had the strobe and the Engineer wuz holding the sticks!"



Or......"By Gawd! That cleared the Engineers out of the Tea Room!"

thread drift, though I was flying in a friends Piaggio Avanti from NY to the Bahamas.

9 Seat aircraft, though there were 5 of us, with all our luggage, groceries and fishing and diving gear, the only thing missing were the chickens.

You know you are appreciating an aircraft when.....

Hanger rash ?:rolleyes:

"NOTAR"

wow imagine explaining that one.

Seen On Ebay!
 

"Fantastic, one owner MD500. Low component hours. Fresh metallic silver paintwork. Low component hours. ADF, Autopilot (no manual), SAS (non-operational), RADALT, Leather Upholstery (Pilot's seat base slightly stained). Low component hours. Needs minor work to get flying again, $2 - 3,000 tops. Great school project for someone. Low component hours. Re-build and fly in your back garden! Serious offers considered but nothing silly please. Starting bid $1, no reserve........"

"Is that somebody at the door, dear?"

And the winner is:

When I said "just hover taxi it into the hangar I meant........"

"Don't worry boss, a bit of T-Cut and a polish should take that ding out!"

Instructor: "Okay Bloggs how do you think that went?"

Bloggs:"Well I tried to lookout like you told me but the hangar got in the way."

No boss, I haven't emailed the customer a picture of his new aircraft yet, I'll do it now. ....You don't know where that old photoshop CD is do you?

"Not my fault, it was LTE!!"

With the benefit of hindsight, David felt there were probably easier ways to create an opening for the new window

Another mission completed by Magnum "P.I." ( Pathetic Idiot ) and "T.C." ( Total C**t )

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...11/PIandTC.jpg

( "Clot" - of course ;) )

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1.../Coconutty.jpg

"Larry Hagman's 1st couple of attempts at starting the 500 IN the hangar did not go well" :ugh::eek:

I'd like to know the real story behind this too!!! :cool:

"isn't everything supposed to be backwards in the mirror?"

When I said "Close the door please" , I meant the one the one on the Helicopter -- not the hanger door idiot !!

. . . . . . .would you like fries with your Happy Meal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .ma'am?

When I turn out of bed in the morning and have a cuppa....I will pick the "Winner" and pass the baton! Reckon the IPS spiked momentarily on that tracking run?




"Aye Cap'n....we got her down to zero now.....all we have to do is get'em in track!"


"Crap! I can't see the blades for some reason!"


"Testing of the new Stealth Run Silent Insulation Mod had been exposed to the Public by accident!"

"Not That Door, the other one!!"

Peter R-B
Vfr

Engineer to boss...." I know I should have waited till the pilot showed up" :ugh:

Cheers GP9 :}

"See! I told you I was good enough to land it with my eyes shut!"

Honest there was a bee in the cockpit!!!!!!!

"Who Farted?"

The latest blue thunder has been exposed then!