"Oh hi, is that you Dad? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine thanks. Listen, you know you said I could just help myself to the keys? Yeah, well, we've kinda broken down and I just wondered if you'd be able to come and pick us up...?"

"Look there, at my foot. Do you see THAT soldier??"


"Just as I thought, porn "

"Bloggs! Turn off that video game! See here.... Confirms what I thought.....Teenaged Warrant Officers flying.....see these comic books!"

"Yes, Chief, we've got sand in the No 1 engine and there's a couple of other things need fixing, too".

Twas hard to decide.....several very good chuckles had while trying to decide.

So......I narrowed it down to Pandalet and HeloFan and following the coin toss....I pass the honour to......

HeloFan!:D

Post yer piccie and make your decision next Friday if you would!

Sasless, I sent you a message with a pic or two.

If you wouldnt mind posting them on my behalf as i am still a little picture posting deficient.

HF

Having been bobbing in the oggin for the past four days.....this one seemed appropriate somehow.




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You push the silly buggers back to sea and they still go and wash up again.

Today, the United States Coast Guard reported a Dolphin had beached itself near Plummet Point. Efforts to save the Dolphin were hampered by the tide and its being mired in the sand.

I told you sea was coming in!

The engineer thinks that the other 2 blades will be embedded in the sand, but should be serviceable :eek:

In the style of Jeremy Clarkson

"From the very beginning the Dolphin had handling issues, as you can see from the picture even inflating the bladders wasn't enough to save the it round our track."

Ahh riight , when you said it was flooded and it wouldn't start I thought you meant ...........

Air accident investigators are centering their investigation on suspicions that a giant basketball-player was somehow involved in the accident.

Or - "The CVR tape revealed the pilot asking her co-pilot if he fancied a roll in the sand"

with apologies to Shytorque.

Or

Shun.
POOoooort Arms.

I thought they used to chant "Run me in the dirt!" and "Fly me out to sea!"
Not "Run me out to sea and fly me in the ..."

"When I said keep the beach on the right side of the aircraft........."

"Helicopter brought down on beach by two giant potato croquettes and a pumpkin."

Or:

"Oops, sorry, mate! Can we have our beachball back?"

How about......

"I said WASH her not SINK her!"

"Another one! They go out all night, drink too much and then come to the beach and fall asleep on the sand. Cmon boys, let's wake him up before the tide comes in."

When I said "Crab it in", I meant...........

"Let's jump in before the previous caption competition finishes"

:rolleyes:

He just said to her "you can drive". Let's get out of here!

Why have I got this brolly in my hand, I know it won't open at less than 500 feet...

Following an in-flight curry, the load-master's solution to a lack of toilet paper on board didn't meet with universal approval...

I told you we shouldn't have leant on those windows. Now we have to fish them out !:}

Quick !! we better move I think he,s reversing. :O

The annual Marine Corps belly-flop contest was not getting off to a great start. Crew Chief's score for the tandem belly flop: 1.1 for execution, 5.8 for style.

Who Farted?!?!?!

"Quick if we get out before they land we wont have to clean it"
or
Told you those marines cant take a joke

Ah.... valet parking.....how civilised....:rolleyes:

we have to leg it, i dont have any mony for the fare !

The Marines have been trialling the techniques for recovery of parachutists. They fly rapidly rearwards with the "mouth" open, the rear rotor cuts the shrouds, and the parachutists are gobbled up by the rear cargo door.

On this occasion, with the copilot flying by leaning out the crew door, they left it a bit late and almost lost the parachutists into the water. The senior parachutist can be seen strangling the person who talked him into doing this.:eek:

A new one to keep us occupied!


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Pilot to Instructor - Do you think that top will come off if we keep hovering???
Ans. We can hope, you need the hovering experience anyway!!!!!YOU MUST ALSO LOOK INSIDE OCCASIONALLY TO CHECK YOUR INSTRUMENTS!.:ok:

I say Bloggs.....reckon they misunderstood when I asked for a "Top Off"?

A better quality of ground handler I have not seen in a long time:E