Captions please!

[Bronx]

Now the original question's been answered, we'll change this to a caption contest - with Bronx's agreement.

The original question and answers have been moved to Rotorheads Around the World.


Heliport

[TeeS]

"I told you we should have climbed to MSA!!"

TeeS

[Ozzy]

We'll just sit here and wait for the spring thaw.

Ozzy

[Lost_luggage34]

Ahh, just look at those lovely, fluffy clouds ....... Crunch, oops !

When I said I wanted to go off-piste, I didn't mean .......

[MD900 Explorer]

Caption Competition

No Chad, we cannot arm the floats now!!

MD

[SilsoeSid]

British police can no longer deny the increasing drug problem, as helicopter finds multi million pound cocaine haul.

[Robbo Jock]

Bloggs: Err, Sir, what was that about controlling attitude with collective?

[Vfrpilotpb]

" TOLD YOU " you wouldn't miss it, now look what youve done!!

[arm the floats]

The ultimate :Controlled Flight into Terrain !!

[SEL]

"Hmph, silly place to put a mountain anyway.."

[Noah Zark.]

......How do you find reverse in this bloody thing?

[Windy Militant]

Alright which one of you bright sparks told Budgie to stick his tongue to it!

[Gingerbread Man]

I know, I know, I wanted to take it too, but the snow stays.

[Jerricho]

"Helicopters are ugly, but the earth can only repel them so far"

[bugdevheli]

Whaaarh, i could not have hung on any longer!

[arm the floats]

Hurry up I've got 4 chip lights on!!

[BigGreenPleasureMachine]

Head and shoulders?.............

[whatsarunway]

Eurocopters new As350 b5 lifting tests going well as pilot tries to sling ski resort to holland.

[SEL]

"Err, is it meant to do that?"

[dzeroplus]

PASSENGER: "I told you that you should have waited until after dark before you tried out your new pair of Night Vision Goggles"


PILOT: "Damn and I would have missed it if I had fitted the low skids"