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[strake]

To be read in the style of Charlie Croker....

" Hang on lad's, I've got a great idea........."

[boomerangben]

Squirrel replaces sniffer dogs for location of buried avalanche victims.

[Andy_R]

CFIT

Controlled flight into terrain

[Gertrude the Wombat]

"Whaddya mean you don't take American Express, only VISA?"

[Hughesy]

Although the Mountain Rescue Teams new uniform was far less bulky and saved weight,
it didnt bode well for any suitable "shrinkage" protection.

Hughesy

[1946]

This is another fine mess you have got me into ollie

[4ero]

Well the flight manual said we had another 10feet.

[Steve76]

...i think I can, I think I can....

[Helinun]

For the Kiwi's in the crowd.......................all I can say is NOVUS!!!!!

[TeeS]

"Was that rate of climb net or gross?"

[SEL]

"Phew, well, at least there is nobody up here to take a pic of this...."

[WhirlyGirl Sarah]

"Er, say again the QNH... "

[Heli-Ice]

Look mom, I'm on top of the world!!!

[Robbo Jock]

I told you we should have ordered the short skids version.

[sycamore]

C`mon guys, I know I buried some nuts around here, somewhere!

[SASless]

"Listen Chaps....when the Boss Fellah gives me the machine....points to the map...tells me the report time...and says I should get stuck in....how was I to know that he meant something else?"

[Bronx]

My contact is definitely here. I saw it fall.

[Muppet Leader]

If you had worn proper grundies like everyone else, instead of that bloody silly thong, you could have used the public lavy in Tesco.

[ShyTorque]

Look. For the last time! I said I needed a dump - I did NOT say dump the collective!

[CatpainCaveman]

Simpkins, don't just sit there muttering '!!!!! the boss isn't going to like this, he's only just got it back from the engineers' ..... start digging and I'll push.