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22nd June 2004 | 04:30

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Flingwing207

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From: Denver, CO and the GOM

"1.62 kilometers to the mile... ...no wait, 2.54 centimeter equals one inch, OK, the map says this is a 12,400' peak and the POH says hover ceiling is 3770 meters, carry the three aw crap DOESN'T ANYBODY HERE SPEAK ENGLISH??!!"

<or>

"You in the thong, come help push or we'll be here all night!"

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"Ohhh. Riiiight. Pull UP on this and the houses get smaller. Should I try again?"

<or>

"Still think you've got the spot made?"

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"Damnit, I never should have traded in the reindeer on this peice of @#$#%!"

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22nd June 2004 | 04:47

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Magoodotcom

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From: Sydney, Australia

So, does this altimeter show ASL or AGL?

Last one down has to walk back up!

22nd June 2004 | 05:57

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airborne_artist

Red On, Green On

Joined: May 2004

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From: Between the woods and the water

Person on left to person on right:

"Does my bum look big in this?"

22nd June 2004 | 06:22

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Bravo 99 (AJB)

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From: ----------

I take it i dont pass my IR then

You did remember to add a 1000 feet to the figures on the chart i suppose

I know we are short of sloping ground sites but dont you think this is going a bit far.

Budgie let it go its not a cake

22nd June 2004 | 07:28

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Ali Barber

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From: Muscat, Oman

Damn, 3 feet higher and we would have missed it!

22nd June 2004 | 08:12

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Capt.KAOS

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"Don't forget to reset your altimeter to the proper field barometric pressure before entering the landing pattern"

22nd June 2004 | 09:34

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Avtrician

Chief Tardis Technician

Joined: Jan 2001

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From: Western Australia S31.715 E115.737

What do you mean "Pull more collective, its in my armpit now. some one else will have to get out as well".

22nd June 2004 | 10:35

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ground effect

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captions...

thong guy - `I thought thermal underwear was meant to keep you warm......my ass is freezing`

22nd June 2004 | 10:49

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witchdoctor

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From: UK

Budgie the helicopter was having serious trouble overcoming his sugar addiction.

22nd June 2004 | 11:46

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Big Tudor

Alba Gu Brath

Joined: Oct 2000

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From: Merseyside

The DEA celebrate cracking a major cocaine smuggling operation.

22nd June 2004 | 12:11

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Wedge

...the thin end thereof

Joined: Jun 1998

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From: London

"No, this mountain is too heavy to lift. Let's try the next one"

22nd June 2004 | 12:23

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Hover Bovver

Joined: Nov 2002

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From: UK

" come on get digging, their is no way it wil go over so well have to go thru!"

22nd June 2004 | 12:33

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Joker's Wild

Joined: Sep 2001

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From: South of 60

"hey, it's not like I broke anything and besides, who's gonna believe it anyway???"

22nd June 2004 | 12:40

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CaneRat

Joined: Jan 2004

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From: Cape Town

Captain Sipho used to drive minibusses in Gauteng before getting his Wings.

22nd June 2004 | 12:41

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SilsoeSid

Purveyor of Egg Liqueur to Lucifer

Joined: Nov 2002

Aviation Qualifications: ATPL

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From: Alles über die platz

There seems to be the start of some plagiarism going on, eh Big Tudor!

By the way, that wasn't an entry to the caption contest!

22nd June 2004 | 12:44

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Wedge

...the thin end thereof

Joined: Jun 1998

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From: London

....not the first time I have got my chopper stuck somewhere unfortunate........

22nd June 2004 | 13:37

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Delta Julliet Golf

Joined: Jan 2003

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From: With my head in the clouds

"what was the MORA for this stretch?"

22nd June 2004 | 17:42

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SilsoeSid

Purveyor of Egg Liqueur to Lucifer

Joined: Nov 2002

Aviation Qualifications: ATPL

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From: Alles über die platz

Engineers check out the new FLIR cooling modification.

(ack Obs J)

22nd June 2004 | 17:51

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flyhardmo

Joined: Jan 2004

Posts: 502

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From: everywhere

Breaking news on Entertainment Tonight

Shocking news tonight as kids all over the world are stunned to learn that Budgie AKA scarface is caught sniffing a mountain of coke.... just before introducing his little friend

22nd June 2004 | 18:06

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Capn Notarious

Scalextric for Men

Joined: Jul 2001

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From: Southern England outside the M25

I thought Squirrels were supposed to be found in trees.

No this one is not covered by The RAC or the AA.

Captain you know I told you about Marshmellow mountain, well the chaps are out taking samples.

This is the last time you navigate.

So 1 avalanche
2 Bury the mother in law
3 claim the insurance
4 off to the bar
5 Peace and quiet.

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