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24th June 2004 | 23:34

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adr

PPatRoN

Joined: Jun 2004

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From: England

Of course it's not marked! If you'd ordered Nato's buffer stock of dhobi dust in kilograms instead of grams, would you draw attention to it?

adr

25th June 2004 | 00:27

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woptb

Joined: Dec 2003

Posts: 553

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From: UK

So when you said you like'd a salty chopper what you really meant was .......!.

25th June 2004 | 11:01

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Lightning_Boy

Joined: Jan 2004

Posts: 186

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From: South Wales

I'm just gonna powder me nose !

25th June 2004 | 17:25

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ShyTorque

Avoid imitations

Joined: Nov 2000

Aviation Qualifications: ATPL

Posts: 15,110

Likes: 1,083

From: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times

Pilot: "I'm sorry madam I know it's cold and there's no bushes up here to hide behind but I DID warn you that if you let another one go like the first I was going to land and make you get out"

26th June 2004 | 01:11

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Bruised Armpit

Joined: Aug 2003

Posts: 9

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From: Canada, Eh!

Headline! "Mounties Mount Mountain" Canadians Shocked!

26th June 2004 | 01:58

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Jcooper

Joined: Aug 2003

Posts: 131

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From: AZ

"everyone in, we're poppin the floats and sledding down"

Headline! "While flying through a LA set for a new movie the pilot quickly learned one mountain was not painted on the backdrop"

26th June 2004 | 10:57

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Noah Zark.

Ich bin ein Prooner.

Joined: Feb 2003

Posts: 513

Likes: 0

From: Home of the Full Monty.

The new aerial crack-detection device worked just fine. Twice!

27th June 2004 | 01:00

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satis 5

Joined: Jun 2004

Posts: 14

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From: here and there mostly

the new pitot head is alot stronger than the old one

27th June 2004 | 13:31

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bloodycrow

Joined: Jun 2003

Posts: 48

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From: Uperuberboot

Whats wrong with this picture?
...blue skies, a brilliant snow covered mountain with helicopter pinned nose first below peak, mountainneers wearing cold weather gear, "G" strings and hydration packs

Nothing...all looks normal to me!

28th June 2004 | 00:06

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Jcooper

Joined: Aug 2003

Posts: 131

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From: AZ

"Damn Bob, this has got to be the most expensive anchor I've seen for the new ski lift."

28th June 2004 | 02:58

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3fittydriver

Joined: Jun 2004

Posts: 7

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From: South of Purgatory, North of Hell

Look, I thought we could clear it...Now shut up and push!

2nd July 2004 | 14:01

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Gerry H

Joined: Jul 2004

Posts: 1

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From: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Caption

Geez I hate angle parking!!

3rd July 2004 | 00:40

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rotorque

Joined: Aug 2000

Posts: 121

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From: Australia

C'mon Moses......... There's only ten of them, surely they're here somewhere!

4th July 2004 | 00:56

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vorticey

Joined: Jun 2001

Posts: 251

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From: Australia

gstring person:

wont they be suprised when this snowball rolls into town!

9th July 2004 | 13:37

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SilsoeSid

Purveyor of Egg Liqueur to Lucifer

Joined: Nov 2002

Aviation Qualifications: ATPL

Posts: 4,752

Likes: 64

From: Alles über die platz

In the company ops room, 20 mins ago.

ring ring.....ring ring.......ring,

"Hello Mountain Heli Taxis" (apologies if there is a company called that out there)
"Hi, I've just climbed a mountain and need picking up"
"Certainly sir, how high are you?"
"20000ft"

Question, if the a/c ceiling is 20,000' is this a 'legal' pickup?

Are you only as high as your static point?