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Captions?
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Ooops ! Better take up something less dangerous . . . like macrame! :p
Driver: hey buddy, need any help ? Pilot: Oh . . . all I can get ! . . . or . . . "For F****'s sake, don't switch those lights on !!!" . . . or . . . Pilot to examiner: "Well ? . . . Did I pass ?" |
"Standby, I'm on the land-line..."
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Fly by wire
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'Okay, nobody breathe.'
'I'll have to call you back Sugar, I'm kinda tied up right now. |
See how the ILS is centred? Just like we were on rails.
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"When you said 'come hang gliding', I kinda had something else in mind."
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Air on a G String?
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You :mad: pillock! When you said you were going to wire the place, I had no idea........
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Hang on - I've got an idea . . . .
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Saw this pic somewhere else.... not my line (though i wish it was!)
Instructor: "When I said to do a short circuit, this isn't what i had in mind!" Those literally are "high tension wires"! :) |
"Hey Larry. Sure you want to be free like a bird. But that don't mean you gotta roost like one!"
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Can I log all the time between takeoff and landing?
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****** people trying to hour build on the cheap.
G |
Gives a new meaning to "There I was, upside down, with nothing on the clock".
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P. O. Pprune had seen Top Gun many times, his 'carrier-approach' style of landing was too realistic on this occasion.
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"That's the last time I ask a navy pilot for tips. "Trap the 2nd wire" my @rse..."
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"Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a plan...."
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Watch this........! Oh Bu**er. MUM.............
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"Riiiggghht. . . I think that now might be the time to give that very nice Tudor Owen a call". . . ;)
BH |
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