"Told you I'd make you regret not doing the mile high thing"

ATC: "Company message: You're suspended!"

"How I hate Line-Checks"

"I thought you checked that"

Tower :- "November XXXX - state positon please"

NXXX "I'm inverted, caught in some electicity wires, dangling above Highway YY'

Tower:- "N-XXXX; don't be silly - position check please"

Errr this isn't what they mean by 'fly by wire'....

BBrrrrrrrr BBRrrrrrrrrr

Hello

Is that the ACME Flying Club?

Yes

Can I speak to the Chief Flying Instructor? I've got a bit of a problem

He's not here at the moment - can you hang on?

Kolibear your last two made me laugh out loud here, great, cheers :D :D :ok:

"I'm feeling a little more current"

"Lucky those wires were in the way or I'd ave ad yer balls"! :uhoh:

Sorry to drag down the tone, but look in the background.

SS

"ok... You have control!"

I think we've got our wires crossed here.

"Whaddya mean 'What'd I do that for'?!? I thought YOU had it!!"

Pitts2112

Logbook entry

Crashed in wires due to autoland failure.

Engineers response

Autoland not fitted to this aircraft.

Shirley that should be "wire you doing that?!?"

Boom boom, sorry, I'll go now.

And a very good morning to ya'll and welcome to good ole Radio KXYZ, the only station for quality country music. Its 7 o'clock and time for the news.

"A light Cessna aeroplane has crashed on landing at DownTown airport. Officials say that the single engined airplane, with two crew on board, was coming into land when it snagged high tension wires at the edge of the field. The airplane is at this moment in time still tangled in the wires but a senior Fire Officer has said that the crew will be released momentarily."

So here's a song specially for you two intrepid birdmen, its Glen Campbell singing 'Wichita Lineman'

local paper headline "Nimby's Revolt"

"Pests in the local area were that large, normal fly-paper wouldn't suffice. Local residents had to resort to an elaborate set of wires suspended from telegraph poles to catch these low flying critters..."