"The instructor said I'd be current by the end of the flight."

"Hey Bill, I see that your lifesize version of Flightdeck is nearly finished!"

http://www.stuffwelove.co.uk/flightdeck.htm

ATC: "N1234 Go Around; I say again Go Around! .....all our runway lights have just gone out"

After his first attempt at an approach Mr Blunkett decided to stop trying for his PPL and spend more time with his family.

Define "family" in this context....

...oh sorry, wrong thread :}

ATC: "Sorry N1234 we seem to have lost your radar image, this is because we think something may have dropped off-line and crashed"

N1234: "Not yet...."

"The latest Cessnas come fitted with static inverters as standard"

"Sorry tower. Was that a call for us? We're just on the land line..."

ATC: "(Garbled) Playtex 44DD the emergency services are on their way!"

N44DD: "Roger that, but we are Mayday44DD, it sounded like you said Playtex"

Unspecified other aircraft: "Hello boys, it's because you have under-wire support, and there's a pair of you"

Management Pilot: "It's good to be flying the line again........."

"God how embarrassing. I only hope no-one at PPRUNE gets hold of our photo!"

OK Here's another
http://www.elchineroconcepts.com/Runway%20Incursion.jpg

'CLEAR PROP!'

Tourist Ad: 'Shopping is fantastic - the Maule is just down the road...'

"Air Travel is not inherently dangerous. You are much more likely to be knocked down by a bus while crossing the road...."

I was concentrating so hard on the centreline that I didn't realise my mistake until it was too late!


I still think the first picture is a classic!!!!!!!


Twr: "N***9E, hold short runway 16"

"Bloody English - don't they know we drive on the right here?"

No, no, I shouted for a taxi, not a take off...

(Incidently, isn't this from a film and, if so, which one?)

"Maule mauls 'em all in mall"