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Ooops ! Better take up something less dangerous . . . like macrame! :p
Driver: hey buddy, need any help ? Pilot: Oh . . . all I can get ! . . . or . . . "For F****'s sake, don't switch those lights on !!!" . . . or . . . Pilot to examiner: "Well ? . . . Did I pass ?" |
"Standby, I'm on the land-line..."
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Fly by wire
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'Okay, nobody breathe.'
'I'll have to call you back Sugar, I'm kinda tied up right now. |
See how the ILS is centred? Just like we were on rails.
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"When you said 'come hang gliding', I kinda had something else in mind."
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Air on a G String?
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You :mad: pillock! When you said you were going to wire the place, I had no idea........
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Hang on - I've got an idea . . . .
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Saw this pic somewhere else.... not my line (though i wish it was!)
Instructor: "When I said to do a short circuit, this isn't what i had in mind!" Those literally are "high tension wires"! :) |
"Hey Larry. Sure you want to be free like a bird. But that don't mean you gotta roost like one!"
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Can I log all the time between takeoff and landing?
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****** people trying to hour build on the cheap.
G |
Gives a new meaning to "There I was, upside down, with nothing on the clock".
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P. O. Pprune had seen Top Gun many times, his 'carrier-approach' style of landing was too realistic on this occasion.
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"That's the last time I ask a navy pilot for tips. "Trap the 2nd wire" my @rse..."
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"Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a plan...."
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Watch this........! Oh Bu**er. MUM.............
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"Riiiggghht. . . I think that now might be the time to give that very nice Tudor Owen a call". . . ;)
BH |
'Ere, the rate of descent doesn't look right to me.
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"Told you I'd make you regret not doing the mile high thing"
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ATC: "Company message: You're suspended!"
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See? Told you I could hover!!!
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"How I hate Line-Checks"
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"I thought you checked that"
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Tower :- "November XXXX - state positon please"
NXXX "I'm inverted, caught in some electicity wires, dangling above Highway YY' Tower:- "N-XXXX; don't be silly - position check please" |
"Brakes off, gear fixed, Ts&Ps, mixture rich, fuel on, suction, charging..."
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Errr this isn't what they mean by 'fly by wire'....
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BBrrrrrrrr BBRrrrrrrrrr
Hello Is that the ACME Flying Club? Yes Can I speak to the Chief Flying Instructor? I've got a bit of a problem He's not here at the moment - can you hang on? |
Kolibear your last two made me laugh out loud here, great, cheers :D :D :ok:
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"I'm feeling a little more current"
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"Lucky those wires were in the way or I'd ave ad yer balls"! :uhoh:
Sorry to drag down the tone, but look in the background. SS |
"ok... You have control!"
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"ok... You have control!" |
"Whaddya mean 'What'd I do that for'?!? I thought YOU had it!!"
Pitts2112 |
Logbook entry
Crashed in wires due to autoland failure. Engineers response Autoland not fitted to this aircraft. |
What'd I do that for'?!? Boom boom, sorry, I'll go now. |
And a very good morning to ya'll and welcome to good ole Radio KXYZ, the only station for quality country music. Its 7 o'clock and time for the news.
"A light Cessna aeroplane has crashed on landing at DownTown airport. Officials say that the single engined airplane, with two crew on board, was coming into land when it snagged high tension wires at the edge of the field. The airplane is at this moment in time still tangled in the wires but a senior Fire Officer has said that the crew will be released momentarily." So here's a song specially for you two intrepid birdmen, its Glen Campbell singing 'Wichita Lineman' |
local paper headline "Nimby's Revolt"
"Pests in the local area were that large, normal fly-paper wouldn't suffice. Local residents had to resort to an elaborate set of wires suspended from telegraph poles to catch these low flying critters..." |
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