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Old 12th Dec 2004, 14:27
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'Anyone got a ladder?'
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Old 12th Dec 2004, 14:36
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Ooops ! Better take up something less dangerous . . . like macrame!

Driver: hey buddy, need any help ?

Pilot: Oh . . . all I can get !

. . . or . . .

"For F****'s sake, don't switch those lights on !!!"

. . . or . . .

Pilot to examiner: "Well ? . . . Did I pass ?"
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"Standby, I'm on the land-line..."
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Fly by wire
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Old 12th Dec 2004, 21:35
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'Okay, nobody breathe.'


'I'll have to call you back Sugar,
I'm kinda tied up right now.
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See how the ILS is centred? Just like we were on rails.
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"When you said 'come hang gliding', I kinda had something else in mind."
 
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Air on a G String?
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You pillock! When you said you were going to wire the place, I had no idea........
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Hang on - I've got an idea . . . .
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Saw this pic somewhere else.... not my line (though i wish it was!)

Instructor: "When I said to do a short circuit, this isn't what i had in mind!"

Those literally are "high tension wires"!
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"Hey Larry. Sure you want to be free like a bird. But that don't mean you gotta roost like one!"
 
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Can I log all the time between takeoff and landing?
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****** people trying to hour build on the cheap.

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Gives a new meaning to "There I was, upside down, with nothing on the clock".
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P. O. Pprune had seen Top Gun many times, his 'carrier-approach' style of landing was too realistic on this occasion.
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"That's the last time I ask a navy pilot for tips. "Trap the 2nd wire" my @rse..."
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"Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a plan...."
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Watch this........! Oh Bu**er. MUM.............
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"Riiiggghht. . . I think that now might be the time to give that very nice Tudor Owen a call". . .

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