WINSTUN Fan Club anyone?
 

Let me be the first to admit that when Winstun started profusely posting on this forum recently, I thought he was an no-talent, envious wannabe who had nothing (much) to offer...actually a lot like moir :(

However, a couple of weeks down the track, and with a LOT of persuasion, Winstun is slowly revealing the true self, beneath that shy, modest exterior.
Initially he revealed that he ONLY held 5 ATPLicences, and was rated on several corporate and airline type aircraft - just another pilot!!
But NO!! With the cunning of a leopard stalking its prey, Winstun has divulged that he is a highly skilled assassin, capable of dealing Death with his bare hands to ANY who might even appear to be a possible threat to his charges - the passengers...from Winstun himself, "I do not care for the mental state, age, intent, or ANY other reason/excuse of hijack attempt or any implied threat, no matter how small.....Let this be a clear warning to all potential perpetrators: there MAY be people of my capabilties on YOUR flight."

Furthermore, this true man of steel has shown his humanitarian side, having performed medical operations from a text book no less. Again here's how Winstun modestly revealed another of his deepest secrets, "Although I have performed field surgery using textbooks during war special ops, only out of necessity. And yes, I do have extensive medical knowledge, so what?......many a soldier and civilian are thankful to me for saving a life or limb during special ops in the late '80s. It is not something I think about much these days.."

There were times when the D & G forum was lacking in "sparkle" - until Winstun came along...now, instead of checking in every few days, I find myself checking in a few times a day so as not to miss any of Winstun's truly amazing accomplishments.

So I therefore propose a Winstun Fan Club, in honour of one of mankind's truly UNIQUE individuals.
In the words of the immortal Winstun,
:ok:"I REST MY CASE!":ok:

...Winstun where are you? Please come back!

...you are my hero! :p

Dear Kaptin

Our cyber paths have crossed briefly in other posts. A slight miffostisicity then, I recall.

Re. Winstun

I have resisted his alluring call for the invective. I, too, have been drawn to his siren-like waffle, his raw uncompromising crap, his gentle persuasiveness.

He will not prevail. The only way Winstun should be treated is like a recalcitrant child, gently but firmly. He should be acknowledged, then ignored.

I admire your call for Fan Club status, but sadly,

COUNT ME OUT!!!

CG

Shy modest exterior? he is one third of the way to being a member of moderate and mild fraternity!!!
And in reply to your infantile post to my letterbox Kaptin M.
My first licence was issued by the State of Singapore. It was called a Colonial Civil Aviation Licence, the number was 758. With your access to knowledge of All? Some? Limited? things aeronautical you will no doubt be able to find out year of issue.

Prospector

Purely out of curiosity, didn't someone out Winstun as female in gender?

Not that it matters, just as a point of order.....

:)

So it's Winnie-stun then is it???:eek:

Maybe we just need to ask Woomera to create a Commando's & Legends forum?:p :p

I was waiting for something like this, lol
 

What price is the membership of the Winstun club?

Should we be like Winstun?

Nevertheless, his posts were at least full-on and I'm a lot like you, Kaptin, I was logging on too to see what was said next.

Let's remember though that no one has to deprecate others to overcome their own feelings.

SixStar

Guilty as charged.

Logged on daily to follow the soap opera.

Shame, shame, shame.

Maybe its a wind-up from PPHQ to generate more hits?

the gravy stroke™
 

hey hey HEY! HEY!! HEY ! ! ! ! ill do the funny stuff round here... forget windstun he wont be around long

go ahead and laugh at poor winstone...you might think its funny. but meanwhile, I have secured whinestuns services for a STEAL. for paying whingestone peanuts, im provided with:

-a staff pilot (for when I'm too lazy to fly myself around)(which is most of the time)
-bodyguard
-legal advisor
-personal trainer
-hitman (hitwoman ackshully)
-personal medical and surgical team
-political anal yst
and now, even...... :

-female company ! ! ! !
- and linguistics expert

not bad hey. bet youre having a re-think....

too late

gravy™



ps edited to add mention of translator services probably have to renegotiate contract as i didnt know she had that skill to. damn

I too find Witsun's posts to be most entertaining. :p

My bet is that Witsun is Aminta Hennessy. :}

Only if she's in wind-up mode BIK! :D

Sounds like Dougie Peters.

Nah it couldn't be .........nah surely not, ...............hang
on .................but he said he'd go and never come back after THAT poll :{

But then he didn't say he wouldn't be back as someone else? :D

I wonder, ..........:hmm: .............it would be entirely in character..............:cool: ,


the wind up of the Century :E


Nup dont even go there.:uhoh:

gaunty, you may be right...could it be?...could it be?

...the man who was the wind beneath our wings?

:p

You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're lookin' for

Winstun is funnier than Axiom
 

I 'd like to cast a vote for Winstun as being a lot funnier than Axiom was.

And I found him, on a google search.

http://ianstorm.com/ultima/faces/images/Winstun.html

He looks like a trained killer to me.

Even has his own brand of Candy Cigarettes :ok:

http://www.cardhouse.com/a/candy/foreign/f14.htm

I must admit that I have too become a fan of the Twin-Dicked -One. I find myself logging on several times a day just to see what else HE will enlighten us with.
I see that as well as being Doctor Captain Rambo he is a legal eagle and speaks eight languages as well.
What a man. :ok:

:suspect: .......AND fits the whole lot on a one-page Resume........:yuk:

Winstun sounds suspiciously like the Iraqi information minister to me. Maybe someone should call big Goerge!:ok: