Flatus
 

Id rather take a slating of a yank than from a pointyhead from Devon, your not likely to be a looker with your Mum and Dad being brother and sister:D

Flatus is just sulking because when his missuses mobile phone went off, people thought she was reversing.

I have heard hat she is so fat that she's got smaller fat people orbiting around her.

And her blood type is Ragu


:D :D :D

Big and clever:D :D

Was she the chick selling shade in the exchange and mart?

Thanks guys,

What a hilarious 6 pages. Even the missus, who takes no interest in things PPrune, was in stitches when I pointed it out to her. Some people need to lighten up.

As for the ladies in question, I have not seen them, and will reserve judgement on whether any of them have a face like a bag of spanners, or look like they have been bobbing for chips.

Fantastic! Laughed my (admittedly small) bits off.

"Bucket of fire-damaged lego" is a favourite line...

Shouldn't all you military types be way out west in the hot arrid desert where the women are even uglier, doing your job instead of trading insults about British wives?

Northern Monkey, I bet you've got tattoos.

I have Earls Court Tattooed on my right buttock

Its a military tattoo

Prof Denzil
 

No tattoos

Went to desert last time, sitting this one out now Im an idle civvy

Same here, ran off and hid when it kicked off, in case the horrible man asked me to put the nasty green stuff on again and go and play in the ghastly whirly things.

Thought I'd be safe until I realised that the eyerackis were using psyops by assaulting my eyes with images of extras from fright night

Spongy,

I'd be a very worried man if I had Earls Court tattoed on my ar$e cheeks. Its a big place..

Maybe he has a really fat arse?

Back on topic
 

that brings us nicely back to the wives club topic:D

Guys,

Are you sure this isn't Admin Guru again? It was certainly a more direct approach , that seems to have worked :)

Having followed the thread, apart from it's Jet Blast temporary habitat, where as one or two posters pointed out I am banned from (For a month , 6 weeks ago) , it is rough banter. I am sure Northern Monkey isn't serious, but some interesting attitudes came out. Obviously some people get it, and some people who normally would, don't.

Hopefully the thread won't get culled. We've had months of seriousness and worry, now it seems we're back to inter-service banter, just like the old days.

I don't know the history, but you'll find Danny has lifted your ban.
Heliport

What a fab thread.

Monkey mate. My other half is so ugly I'd swap her for any of those F3 bints anyday. Yes, i picked mine up whilst wearing the old beer goggles and yes, all her promises were lies!!

BEagle. Bloody hell mate, you sound like someone i use to know flying the queen of the sky. You never went out with anybody anyway. Chill

QWERTYUIOP said

"Yes, i picked mine up whilst wearing the old beer goggles and yes, all her promises were lies!!"

I think that it is very important that we clarify a matter here. How old were you when you actually caught the trout?

16 - 20 would actually indicate the use of "cider visors" and NOT "beer goggles"

20 onwards would correctly be termed as "beer goggles"

I think that it is imporant to clarify this, as some of the more anally retentive members may pull us up on this technicality.

Even through beer goggles that lot wouldn't pull

I thought they must have them pulled on a 'Beer Night Vision Goggles in a blacked out cellar without batteries' night out

I haven't had time to read all the posts here (I'll save that for slack times at work tomorrow!) - so how about a suggestion:

Northern Monkey posts a nice picture of his wife/girlfriend/sister on the forum (preferably unencumbered by too many clotehs) and we will all decide if she makes the grade. Then we can consider reciprocating.

Hands up all those who second this suggestion?

Got it now Northernmonkey - you're an embittered American Transexual ! Anyhow, you and "Daystodo" are in danger of taking yourselves a lot more seriously than us normal folk. Still think you've both got a problem with "image" though, are you shaving yet ?

Daystodo.

27 So beer goggles they were. Should have known better!!! I would post a picture but she is so damn ugly. Swappsys anyone,she would be grateful

Funniest thread I've seen on here in ages. !!
Don't forget, mingers try a lot harder to please you,
cos they don't know when the next jump is coming along...
Well, that's my experience of bush pigs !
... ;)