My god an F3 jock with a voice.

Was / is your trout a skip pig, or have you bored her to death with daring tales:D :D

We could of course, just turn this into the duty Tongue-in-cheek/vicious rumour/inter-service banter thread? A catchall for all things that share the very unique and peculiar military brand of humour?

What was particularly odd, was the one ppruner, who kept posting on threads, trying to drive this one south?

HOW I LAUGHED....
 

Northern M

Mate, I have to take my hat off to you. The banta on here has been hilarious, I never knew there were so many ways to describe a fugly woman! I dont care what service you are in or if you are indeed now a civvy. Im in the light blue (not a Leauchars boy) and Im married (although dont need to pre -breathe 100% OXY before I climb on top) . I can not believe some people flashed up massively about what you said. Its BANTA, if they cant take it then why are they on this site! :}

Yep fair enough, I think the fugly bird jokes have been exhausted (well almost), but what a role.... 11 pages from just one comment.. got to be happy with that. Looking forward to hearing more banta from you northern elsewhere.

Heres looking forward to a pint in the bar back on UK soil once weve escaped from this dry dry desert! := :ok:

Winston Churchill, history recalls, was once confronted by a relatively socially high-ranking, and obviously quite offended, female, whilst perambulating the Corridors of Power in a state of immoderate inebriation.

Following a brief but free and frank exchange of views, the good lady informed the Prime Minister: "You're drunk."

The Great Man, true to his inimitable form, replied steadily: "And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."

The story, or at least my recollection of it, does not suggest to whom the said plain individual may have been wed.... :)

SoloTk

You are right mate, it is a shame that one person took it upon himself to decide for all of us that the page shoud not refresh. Its a bloody joke.

Not trying to steal anylimelight or blow my own trumpet but I have now had 29 PMs in favour of this thread. Was wondering how many the Mod has against.

In summary I would say that the Mod is either not mil or ex mil or an ugly person that was picked on at school.

The ugly ness has gone dry, no question of that but we can do as Solo says and turn it into an interservice baiting and provoking arena, something I fell alot of us would enjoy