LOL, how wrong can one guy be and still be speaking english:D

We must remember the saying...."Who is the fool ? The Fool or the man who is arguing with the Fool?"

or the man trying to disarm the fool and then feeding him more ammunition?

lol thanks Days todo, fear it may go over his head though

In the unlikely event that Northern monkey ever got to meet an RAF Leuchars wife would he tell her to her face that she was ugly, if that was his opinion? If the answer is "Yes" then he is even more of a rude and opinionated person than he appears to be and if the answer is 'No' he clearly doesn't have the courage of his convictions. Never mind this forum, comments of this type have no place anywhere in a well mannered society, something to which Northenmonkey clearly does not belong or even understand

"Never mind this forum, comments of this type have no place anywhere in a well mannered society, something to which Northenmonkey clearly does not belong or even understand"


Of course he doesn't, he's a northerner.

You are right, never been to Leuchars probably never will, but would have no problems buying the blokes a beer and joining in with some banter, Im sure they would take it in the lighthearted banter form that it was intended.

If they did take offence I would simply drag them outside by thier nostrils and point out the errors of not laughing at my opiniated jokes:D

Ill also travel to shawbury if you like and tell A2QFIs wife she is a snarling gripperfish too:D

Like I didn't see that one coming:D

welcome to the Royal Air Force Leuchars wives club

http://www.friskyuk.co.uk/Images/gur...%20Files/4.jpg

Bumped into Northern Monkeys wife down the Bowling Alley last week.

http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/m5.jpg

See, there are people on here who still have their sense of humour intact:D

Be careful
 

Displaying a sense of humour or engainging in banter may be frowned on by those with skittles stuck in thier arses.:D

anyway my trout has less teeth than that

...and I've just come across your school photo, Monkey

http://www.mingers.com/photos/classic/m4.jpg

the gravy stroke™
 

did someone mention going against the grain?

just strolling past when i smelt the commotion...

luckily good-looks and charm as a youngster meant i was spared having to tame the odd beast or quietly gnaw off my own arm in the morning but i do recall once hearing the adage "you dont look at the mantlepiece when youre stoking the fire". seems a few punters around here could learn from that.

or that pearl "the bigger the cushion the softer the pushin"

hey nothing wrong with a few chips in the paintwork. just remember you blokes, going ugly early de-clutters the field for the pros like... well, me.

(come on we've all done it right??)

much a-doo-doo about nothing really. I had a look at the said-pic including through beer-goggles and unless i'm mistaken youre all arguing about the rent-a-crowd, crew-cut, un-shaven armpitted, bull-dike ▄▄▄▄ ▄▄ protest mob.

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Wow
 

The Shallowness of some of the posters here defies words...I'm speachless. Love the person you're with please! While physical beauty is an added bonus to any relationship, I know by now that things such as companionship, support, caring and giving are more valuable. And it isn't only the most beautiful people (men or women) who will offer and provide that support. Anybody with a ounce of goodness in their body will do the same thing..fat, thin, stunning or ugly...it really doesn't matter.

Nuf said...Newark

This thread has reached the nadir of acceptability. It opened by being highly insulting and has now deteriorated yet further.

I would greatly appreciate this very unpleasant thread being deleted in toto. Along with its author who quite clearly cannot tell the difference between blatantly offensive comment and harmless banter.

In the words of that greatest of great pilots, Lord Flasheart


"WHAT A PUFF"


:yuk:

Actually, I think he said "What a poof". If you're going to be insulting, at least spell your insults correctly.

Beagle Im amazed!

Surely you missus isn't a crocafrog too?

Newark...are you a librarian or a hippy?:D

I reckon he's a library monitor

Northernmonkey, Northern "humour", Northern "manners". Best ignored and it might go away. :(

How rude, now he's generalising all northerners.

Or is this pot and kettle stuff?