Ugly wives
 

Just been watching the telly and viewed the returning F-3 jocks reunited with there famillies.

I was astonished at thier ugliness, what is it with you guys, surely with a relatively cool job, decent wages and a license to pump anything you should be able to pull something that doesn't look like Andrew Lloyd Webber in a frock

:D :D

thanks for your input.

Ah...but them ugly women sure can cook....will do your laundry for you....and are very appreciative of your attention! Besides which....Chinook pilots will not be trying to steal them away from ya!

WAFs have a sneaky habit of slipping 'Shallow Hal' potion into your beer at Happy Hour before promising you unlimited sex for the rest of your life.........I rest my case :-)

Perhaps beauty may be in the eye of the beholder....incidently, do you have a wife?

Yes thankyou

I have yet to melt a wellington boot on top of her head though

Why do you ask? struggling with the ladies?:D

Northernmonkey,

Maybe your user name says it all!

I thought all the wives looked OK, and I hadnt been drinking. Either I need spectacles, or us namby-pamby Hebrideans have lower standards than you manly chaps down south?

Monkey stroll down quiet forum lobbing grenades through windows, yes?!

Mrs Flash and her sister say please post picture of Monkey so they can make observation ......;)

Dear Monkey, though modest by nature, I have to confess that the only struggle I have with the ladies is in maintaining supply to the ever-increasing demand;)

Blue Wolf....

Pretty wooly situation you must have down there....all the Baa-bara's and Sa-mannnnnnn-tha's there.....is it true "Safe Sex" to a Kiwi is painting red marks on the ones that kick and bite?

SASless mate, none of them kick or bite if you treat 'em right....I believe that's true for the sheep too....;) ;)

Ugly or not......
 

Ugly is in the eyes of the beholder. But then again, have you ever had a horse eat oats out of your hand?

:E

Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone...





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Northernmonkey

Intelligence comes first in my book but perhaps that would make you feel inadequate.

I've heard of trolling, or even lightly casting a fly, that Northernsimian was throwing a flippin hand grenade.

Mr Mouse. the moment my inadequacies become a problem I'll give you a shout. Being inadequate for a number of years Im sure I will find your advice sound and direct

It was a mere observation that the collection of burst hooverbags lining the Apron for the home coming weren't the prettiest maidens in the land. Knowing that most FJ jocls are ego freaks, I merely wanted some justification
ahem....Blue wolf...any pictures:D

For Gawds sake don't step outside on a cold day mate.

what a truly spiteful thread Northern Monkey

didn't your momma ever teach you that if you had nothing nice to say - don't say it?!

yaffs

No spite intended, just light hearted banter aimed at the Jet jock fraternitities, aesthetically challenged cohabititants :D

Surely it doesn't matter what they look like??

Whats important is that they waited anxiously for their hubbys to return home safe from war.

As already said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so if they are happy thats all that matters. I'm sure they wont be bothered about snipey comments!!

nm, don't you think it might be best to delete this thread? I know you didn't mean to be nasty but it does come across in very bad taste particularly given the circumstances (war etc).

Oh come on guys, this is hilarious. Irrespective of the political incorrectness of the thread, I thought the analogy to the wellington boot and the hooverbag were brilliant!

Monkey. Well you certainly got the intended bite! And sorry girls, but it did make me laugh.

Northernmonkey,



As has already been said, a truly spiteful, and may I add pathetic thread.

I suspect that we have ourselves a TROLL ALERT!

troll alert ? ?
 

Sorry to disappoint but have been involved directly with Mil Avn for a number of years.

For those quick to jump on the don't be cruel bandwagon, chill out. Im sure the blokes involved can fend for themselves, and being involved in a war environment only fuels the need for banter.

I also note that no-one is defending thier looks, does that mean all the thread protesters are in quiet agreement?

I will not retract my initial statement, they are mooses!:D

Anyway, this should be a breath of fresh air, nobody has mentioned Israel yet:p

Northermonkey,

mentioning people's looks the way you do is just impolite .
What do you expect by doing this? It is not funny at all and can at most hurt people's feelings (provided someone is interested in your opinion, and that doesn't seem to be the case), and give away your values, even if you are joking.
No, wait, it also proves the dignity of the people you were referring to and that seem not to give the most ephemeral of the gifts the same importance as you.

I suggest you let this disgraced attempt of humour die of a natural death.

and I mean it!!! :*

Yeah but he's got a point. Some of them looked like they had fallen out of the ugly tree and hit all of the branches on the way down.

The phrase "bulldog chewing a bag of wasps" would bring around terrible retribution from the RSPCA for cruelty to bullddogs.

Man there must have been some cider visors on when they met that lot:D

Oh listen to yourself, this was originally posted in the mil forum where banter isn't un heard of, it was then moved after someone dragged it off thread and mentioned sheep etc.

How many other posts on here can be deemed as being impolite, would you like me to list them, shall I start with the busier threads such as the French etc etc

God you lot are a bunch of Jessies. So, lets get this right, it's OK to post racially insulting threads but not OK for this guy to state the obvious, i.e. that most of those wives were uglier than a massive bag of really really ugly things.


Just admit it, most of them made Mandy Dingle look presentable, and that takes a lot, and I mean a lot, of ale.

Stop sulking you big poofs:D

I have been PPruNeing for at least five years, and this is the !!!!tiest post I have ever seen, bar none.

Arrogant, sexist, insensitive - and that's before we get to what passes for your sense of priorities.

I look forward to Mr. monkey posting snaps of himself, his wife (if indeed such a poor creature exists) and his children. Failing that his siblings and parents will do.

Come on Mr. Amazon:- we know what you despise. Give us something to admire>


:yuk: :yuk:

northernmonkey


I have not actually seen the coverage which you described on the telly of the returning aircrew, not that it makes any difference though.

I realise that you did not mean any harm by creating this thread. However irrespective of what experience you have with / in the military surely you can see the potential for offence (not just the PC crap, but real), that your posting creates.

What happens when the people concerned (who no doubt use PPRuNe from time to time) see this? How would you feel if you were to read similar comments about someone you were close to?

I have read through most of your recent postings onto here and don't believe that the contents of this thread really represent you properly. As I said before I think you should delete this one.


Rich

The day I post pictures of children for you to enjoy will be the day I set fire to my face and beat it out with a shovel, like the Leuchars wives club did:D

If the Mods want to delete it then it is a sad day out, they then need to remove everything that could possibly cause offence on this site.

Like I said if you need a list It would take a couple of days to collate but Ill be more than happy to do so

Anyway, If I put my piccy up here all the chicks, the Royal Navy and half the crabs would be pestering me:D

Is this Jetblast or a section of the local towns womens guild website??????

Are you a girl in disguise.

I thought that the Womens Institute was all touch feely and PC, but you really take the biccy!

What is wrong with pointing out that some, and i say some, of the wives look like they have been set on fire and then beaten out with a shovel?

I give in
 

If this has upset a few too many of you then I apologise and you have my sincere sympathy for having such a sheltered and dull lives.

I wont post again but I standby my comments, they were uglier than Red-rum after hed been fed through a sausage machine:D :D

I have had three PMs from various people thanking me for a laugh though.............. not all are a bunch of library monitors

The Mods are not deleting this thread because there is no rule forbidding someone to make himself a fool in front of the pprune audience. Fuji was just offering you a friendly advice by suggesting that YOU delete it to avoid that fatal slipping deeper in the muck you have put yourself in.

They might be ugly, but you are a moron. Which is worse?

Well I think it's funny.

And the complainers are just jessies, probably civvies and more than likeley transvestites, with really, really dog ugly wives.

It is big and it is clever:D

I would say being as ugly as some of them were (and that was child scaringly ugly) is much, much worse than being a moron.

I am truly pleased and am full of new hope

If I am happy to land myself in the said muck then allow me to add more.

The ladies on the pan at Leuchars were bigger than the bowsers that refuelled the returning ADVs, the Towing tractor was more appealing and the Bird scarer was more attractiive:D

I can onyl assume that RAF Leachars is now a spider free zone, they have all been frightened off and have been re-homed somewhere less frightening

Severe sense of humour failure by lots of over-sensitive posters on this thread.

This is the 'Jet blast' forum, after all. Some of you should read the warning before you enter it! Relax, or move somewhere else for your entertainment.

nm, I did not suggest (or mean to suggest), that the PPRuNe site moderators should delete your posting. What I was hoping would be that you might decide that you would delete it once you had had chance to give it a bit more consideration.

Do you mean that you think that you should be able to put anything you would like to on JB / PPRuNe?