My advice for today is get your moving van booked before all the home evictions kick in.

Your Majesty, I present to you Optimus, the new Tesla android.

Charles III, Rex, thinks to self: "Hmmm; there's something I simply don't Truss about this woman...."

- Ed

Is it time to change my truss?

Oh, I do hope that you're not here for a damehood.

Camilla was just telling me I should install IOS 16 -- you never know when you might need to recall a PM.

The Sporran? Why? what's loose change

I'm delighted that mummy only suffered your company once.

Welcome back Agent Truss, I thank you for getting rid of a major stoppage to my career progression...
Thats ok Sire, now can I just return that hand cream you gave me from Aldermaston

I hope for your sake that your hubby lasts longer than you will.

I hope your not expecting a Ladyship, I hear your successor plans to disband the House of Lords

"Oh good - I thought it might have been that dithering Starmer chap".

Thank you for offering to take a couple of mummy's old Corgies, can't stand the little **** bags myself.
I hear you are taking them with you as a peace offerring to Kim Jun Un
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Damn, I was expecting a curtsey and a few U-Turns.

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Cue the jive music Angus, let's go Lizzy it's strictly time.

It's a bit chilly in here Your Majesty, is there a problem with the heating?

Yes, you and your fruitcake friend.

HMTK.. . Yes I'm a bit worried about my Pension so I was told to seek professional independent financial advice
PM... Oh thank you, your lucky i have the perfect person for you, she helped me with the mini budget. I'll give you Diane Abbots phone number later.

The Spaniel shouts to the flunky.... HOW DARE YOU LET THAT DEMENTED WOMAN IN...
Aide responds...Sire she's the Crown series 5 producer, this might not get you a favourable review....
Oh thank God that's all she is, I thought it was that Ms Sturgeon

Yes, before your mum died she changed her will, I'm here to tell you everything goes to Alan Titchmarsh. You have 5 days to pack your bags or you'll be evicted...