....Having successfully hooked up the Phantom the driver popped off to the pub, after 12 April , to boast to his mates about the one that got away..

Advert reads ' One carefull owner, Sixty nine not carefull drivers '

Driver calls to crane the other on top, " there's no low bridges round here, is there ?'

WIWOP I always dreamed of being a truckie.

"The main undercarriage doesn't fit on the trailer but is supporting the aircraft. What shall we do?"

- "Cut a hole at the front of the trailer for the nosewheel."

"Drive it to Downing Street for a photo-op. The PM reckons that as an F-4 begins with the same letter as an F-35, no-one'll know the difference."

"Drive it to Downing Street for a photo-op. The PM is looking for national assets that make his hair look good."

The last Jaguar that passed me on the M1 got a Sidewinder up it’s chuff.

Two days previously the Judge threw out the speeding charge after the Police claimed the lorry was clocked at 500 mph on the M1. Judge ruled that Leicester Police asked for a refund from Truvelo.

RAF Leuchars wrote to the Police suggesting they stop pointing their speed camera at Sidewinder equipped Fighter Jets.

Having found out that speed camera detectors were illegal, Baldrick the trucker had a cunning plan to discourage the Police from clocking him.

I told you not to leave it on the double yellow lines.

Idiot! When I said taxi back to the pan, this was not the taxi I had in mind!

Well, in today's PC world, it was the only way they'd let me buzz the tower Goose.

Wait there. I'll just nip over and see if they've got room in the 'ole.
Gone

"Hey Doris - you know you said you couldn't remember what you'd ordered on ebay......"

I thought it was a Dinky / Matchbox toy I orderred. Should have checked the spec more

Trucker was contracted to transport ' Black Mike ' to the museum however overnight Banksy saw it as a blank canvas to good a opportunity to miss.

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"Build your own Phantom!" Parts to commence yours included free with Issue 1!

Tears were shed as the last 74 Sdn Phantom headed for the scrap yard.
Especially as it was replaced by Hawks, call this improvement cried the Staish, knowing M2 would never again be achieved.....
Consoled himself there was always Concorde. ....