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Meine eiskalten Bälle!
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Easy Co. arrived at Berchtesgaden too late!
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Thr Waffen-SS have not quite perfected the camouflage for the Norweigan campaign
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Captain Mainwaring.... Now listen men I have a letter from command, we are to keep a look out for German Spies.
Pike. .. Uncle Arthur, what do German Spies look like? Captain....Arrest or shoot ANY strangers, especially if they say they are Special Advisor to the Prime Minister.... |
The Arsenal back line attempt to all run out, together with one arm raised to claim for "Offside" However it was found later that they were ' frozen'
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The 'Novelty Sex Doll' Company premiers it's 'special' for the German market when it's a bit chilly in Winter to go out
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On the Eastern Front in 1942 the Wermacht put up dummies to fool the Russian Snipers.
Sniper shot Hitler in the arm is the headline in Pravda |
Prime Minister: "Well, it looks to me as if he's 2m from any other person, remaining at home, keeping warm. It's time to move on."
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"I am STILL waiting for the verdammt heating engineer."
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No, throwing snowballs at him still doesn't resolve his personal problem.
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No, it's not exactly stealthy, but if you light a bonfire close to it, it will disappear altogether.
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Well, yes, it's a very good scare-crow, but as it happens, when the ground is covered with snow there's really no need.
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BAe commence the invention of blind landing by designing a blind marshalling system. £10 M later, it is pointed out to them that the idea is not to make the marshaller invisible, but something altogether more difficult. The head of MoD (PE) gets a knighthood. |
Little Johny could only find one lump of coal to go with his carrot...and so the song was born...
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Hitler responds to the question on how many testicles he has.
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And to appeal to our Far Eastern allies we vill let Blondi use it to make yellow snow.
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Churchills staff sculpt a cigar holder for the great man in the gardens at Chartwell.
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Can't we all just get along?
- Ed |
"Hands up, those who are glad they don't live in Minneapolis?"
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Adams sculpts a first draft of 'Marvin'
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During a unseasonal snowstorm in LA Harry builds a representative of the British Royal Family, and watches it slowly disolve in front of his eyes
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Finally, the truth about what really happened to der Fuhrer!
FB |
Reports of a 'haunted meadow' are debunked.
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Plans for the Fuhrer to escape to the Nazi space station at the end of World War II were brilliantly successful.
Until, that is, it ran out of heating oil . . . The Fuhrer is now back on Earth and is going to put on a blockbusting West End show as soon as the Coronavirus restrictions are lifted. It will be entitled . . . . |
Raymond Brigg's original concept for "The Snowman" was considered to have little appeal...
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Cryogenics has come a long way since 1945.
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It will be entitled . . . . "Mein Kampf - on ice."
What could possibly go wrong? |
The KKK take to the streets of Minneapolis
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In front of the firing squad, Hitler was defiant to the end
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Having spent 5 years in the Further Bunker, Hitler was surprised to find the war had ended 4 years ago ...Just no one had the balls to tell him. 'Who won he asked?'
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Comrade Putin Snr. was the butt of Red Army jokes...he could've sworn it was Hitler.
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Fight until the last man he said, but when it came to our leadership, they all turned out to be a bunch of snowflakes.
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As Lockdown eases still no one wants to get near the Fueher at the Wolfs Lair no matter how much he beckoned the others
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I haff two!!! It's bloody cold out here and the other one is up keeping my tonsils company.
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Yes very good, Jones minor, welcome back to school, was it a bit of a mental strain lockdown?
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Nein, not Parkinsons, just cold..
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Eastern Front nostalgia was irrepressible.
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Zay don't like it up em, mine gott they don't...
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