"My next trick is impossible !"

After Jean Claude Van Damme and Volvo trucks stole their idea Kamaz trucks still decided to go ahead with the auditions for their advert.

"Aaaarrrrggghhhh!"*









*in a very, very, very falsetto...

"They"re not my tonsils you can see they're my balls"

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Apologies for my absence, just got back off Snow Eagle to see that I won a couple of weeks back!! I'll check in a bit more often in future....

:) welcome back

"Broadsword calling.........danny boy......."

"Ooh, slippy!"


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"Left middle.......left middle.......left middle right middle left middle right middle...."

You reckon Termites will finish eating these rifles before the judging?

Captain Orloff has no chance of getting his leg over before the judging :hmm:

Ouch, that's Bust er Hymen

Comrade...that's a pot hole, not a peep hole!

Last call, judging tonight!

...Some great entries, and I don't just mean Boris's privates into the parade square!

So Comrade, there are things about the goose step they do not teach you at boot camp...

Wallace and Gromit had won the uniform trousers supply contract for the red army.

They found the Marham Viagra thief...

Ok, the time is here...


Honourable mention to Brickhistory for being very topical and up to date with:
They found the Marham Viagra thief...


In second place is Buster with:
"umm...guys...you know when you lick a metal pole in frezing weather...umm..."




And the winner is Tashengurt with:
Marching was painful but if it was the 'about turn' that really chafed!

Over to you sir!

Congratulations everyone, some good posts

:D :D:D:D

Missed it by that much!

Well done Tash! :ok: