Despite the smug grin it was slowly dawning on McBloggs that perhaps what HMQ had actually said was that she wanted a photo with some glorious jocks for her 80th.

The 1962 Knobbly Knees Competition Final at Maplin's was dominated by a very strong Scottish contingent. The competition was marred, however, by an unseemly display from the front row.

One does like one's meat and two vegetables.

The grin remained, despite the gale blowing through the Trossachs

or

The Crown Jewels make a rare public appearance

Privates on parade.

A spokesman from Buckingham Palace said that although her Majesty had taken some offence at Major Ardon's behaviour, she hoped that his subsequent Court Martial would take into account the fact that it was a only a "Stand Easy" rather than stood to "Attention!"

Dazed and confused by the 27 pints of heavy he had necked whilst out with his VGS mates the night before, and, desparate not to chunder, the odd one out standing behind Lilibet still felt on safe ground for forgetting his red sash 'cos he knew his cock would get his boss out.

Due to cuts in funding the Regimental Mascot had been downsized from a goat to a trouser snake. It's only worry being 1st Battalion the Prince of Wales's Own Regiment of Yorkshire's Ferret. (Gen dit BTW:} )

With the loss of power to the Mess the Burns supper was at risk of being cancelled. That was, until somebody thought of another way to warm Her Majesty's Haggis!

"The pride of Scotland..."

...it was never going to be the flower of Scotland!

Corporal McSmug was pleased to demonstrate to HMQ that there was indeed nothing worn under the kilt. It was all in perfect working order.

Big Phil McDick was still waiting for JPA to pay his Incidental allowances, after 17 weeks he finally ran out of clean underpants...

Another regimental cock up!

:E

That Col Campbell was so excitable in close proximity to dead badger came as no surprise to the other Highland Regiments.

I hope the flash goes off and we get the picture!

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"Look me in the eye, and tell me I'm in trouble!"

Placed on the front line, Private Parts maintains a stiff upper lip.

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The poor Major misheard the request from the photographer to HMQ.

"Do you think you could show a little more frock?"

:uhoh:

Well then - how do I choose???? All so good...
Old Joke of the Year Award goes to:
Speedpig, with the ancient:In Third Place: Talking Radalt for making me laugh outloudwith In Second Place: umba with the observational But with a wonderful connection to all that is bad in the world, the Winner is:
ZH875 With the Topical But really - well done to all - I wish I could give you all a prize......

I am currently sunning myself in California and am well away from my assets, so to keep the momentum going, I shall say Thank you to Lafyar Cokov and offer the floor to umba.

Umba - Over to you.