"For God's sake - corkscrew harder, Skipper! That tracer above my head just missed me!"

The crew were unhappy that the skipper had chosen Prawn and Egg Madras with a Garlic Naan for supper...

Erm ........... the big hand's on the one that looks like swan; the little hand is on the one that looks like a tadpole ............ :uhoh:

"Look, I don't know how you got this frequency, but I am not interested in a free cruise!"

"Knock off all that Polish chit chat!"

Ok, who farted?

Bloggs began to suspect the Yanks were fibbing about Rivet Joints capabilities.


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Phew says Buster although there is photographic evidence of my secret fetishes...Tight bondage and gas mask... at least the stockings dont show
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(high pitched voice) OK who is the joker who substituted with Helium?

The iPhone 6 was a little larger than its predecessor and lacked some of its functionality.

Yes, this is Danny Boy. Please state the nature of your emergency...

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"Mum, I've told you before not to call me at work"

Remind me again boss - which knob is facebook and which one is twi**er?

No Skipper.....I ain't changing the channel until I hear the scores!

When Prince Harry was asked to join a Shackelton Expedition, he thought he was going to Antarctica...

"Good evening ... this is your Lancaster out of hours technical helpline based in Mumbai ... Push 1 for engines, 2 for airframes and 3 for hydraulics ... be advised that this is a Premium Rate Service charged at £5 per min ... please have your Product Code available for first time registration ... Have a Nice Day" :eek:

Look I'm a bit busy at the moment ... chunter chunter chunter ... Look you persistent little s0d bu99er off I'm not interested in making a PPI claim :mad:


Sorry ... one for UK residents to appreciate

Luke....I am your father... no, that's no good....LUKE...I AM YOUR FATHER!...better...

I say again ... di-di-dah-dit, dah-dah-dit, di-dit, di-dah-dah-dah :cool:

Why do we always have to listen to The Archers?

The new high tech studio that he was promised by the BBC was not quite what Terry Wogan was expecting.