Red Bull gives you wings

Ttfn

Is this what you had in mind to summon Batman, Commissioner Gordon?

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It's not flying.... it's falling.. with style

Ttfn

"Stop farting - it's making me giggle!"

The boys from Love Island are tasked with impressing the girls

After an unsuccessful attempt to make a music video about their stay at the Ramada Hilton, the Village People decided to spend the rest of their time in New York, at the YMCA.


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There is general dismay as the PTIs demonstrate the moves that will replace sit-ups and press-ups in the fitness test.

"OK, we're pretty good at that. Next, we do it with helicopters. Remember, our arms and legs represent the rotor blades."

H&S Report:

Regrettably the men were not wearing SPF 50 or hi-viz. Once those two omissions are corrected we will certify the display as safe.

Equal Opportunities Report (written by the man in the middle)

It is recommended that the top acrobat be replaced by a female.

"Hey, guys, what can you see up there?"
"Well, I am looking at a real d1ck"
"I can see a total @sshole!"
"mmmffff mmmppfff mmmmph..."

City of New York Police get fed up with Social Media attracting the Free climbers
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Nutty and Buster are glad Cavuman was feeling particularly strong today

(Sorry Aviation content)
At the subsequent NTSB investigation it was found that runaway trim affecting the C of G caused dramatic nose down. (Too soon?)

When the lads were finally set up for the "Dangerous Selfie" shot, they realised nobody had a hand free to hold the iPhone...

New evidence emerges which shows that 9/11 may have been caused by pilot distraction.

Extreme ironing was found to be too tame

'Last night in the pub it did seem a good idea'