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Dan Gerous 20th May 2019 09:38

Jesus mate speed up, there's a road train on yer six!

Kiltrash 20th May 2019 09:42

FA18 Pilot, why yes I do have afterburner, you are just on fire (again)

Kiltrash 20th May 2019 09:46

You don't have grid girls anymore do you? but I get to take Section officer Harvey's Australian cousin once round the bay and back in time for Tiffin.

Kiltrash 20th May 2019 09:49

Damm heat haze, I am seeing a Mirage

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c52 20th May 2019 11:26

The car driver doesn't know that the tarmac disappears over a cliff 1 km ahead.

Dan Gerous 20th May 2019 14:47

So, your sponsor sells petrol! Mine sells AIM9's.

Kiltrash 20th May 2019 15:23

Under the Pilots name it lists air to air kills, on the F1 side pods it lists World Championships, ( space available to hire)

Kiltrash 20th May 2019 17:07

Pete Waterman upgrades his fast toy train set to include fast cars and planes

c52 21st May 2019 08:02

The Spec for the next generation fighter said four wheels, one engine, one-man crew, fast and with aerofoils.

Kiltrash 21st May 2019 11:02

Having missed Qf9 Lord Sugars driver delivers him to his private flight back to London on time to get back to cast his Brexit Sorry EU Election vote

c52 21st May 2019 11:49

"The advantage I have over you is that if I park illegally, no traffic warden can reach the windscreen to give me a ticket."

Kiltrash 21st May 2019 12:26

Yes but you could still be calmped

c52 21st May 2019 16:37

The Air Chief Marshal, seeing the new Follow-me trucks, appoints himself Air Chief Marshaller for the afternoon.

Blossy 21st May 2019 20:45


Originally Posted by Kiltrash (Post 10476349)
Yes but you could still be calmped

Is being calmped painful?

Buster Hyman 22nd May 2019 07:42

Ok, time for a mid week refresh to the Comp...

Runner up...Tashengurt with;

Mercedes find a loophole in the amount of wing they can carry.
This weeks winner...Big Pistons Forever with;

The RAAF evidently learned the importance of choosing the right airframe for a celebrity event, unlike the RAF who tried to out run a F1 racer with a Jaguar.......
:D

Big Pistons Forever 23rd May 2019 00:00

Many thanks Buster

Standby for a photo, I am just in the process of setting up a new computer

Kiltrash 23rd May 2019 08:00

Remember if it has a big red eye and called HAL, be afraid, be very afraid

Standing bye.....

treadigraph 23rd May 2019 09:55

"What are you doing Big Pistons?"

Kiltrash 23rd May 2019 10:55

Caption waiting for picture

Phone rings, BPF 'Hello'
Heavy Indian accent,' I am Pierre from Ottawa, not anywhere near Delhi, I see you have a problem with your computer, I can help you fix that, please enter your 16 digit card number...'


Big Pistons Forever 24th May 2019 00:02

My new Computer MCAS (Main Computational Allocation System) appears to have “issues”. The techies are all saying “it’s not supposed to do that” :rolleyes:. Like the FAA I am being promised a solution “soon”:ugh:

In the mean time I am calling open house, ......as long as it’s not, Buster, or Nutty, :p

sent from my phone


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