Yes... I normally sit down... but I've got massive asteroids!

How can I afford to avert inter-galactic catastrophies all the time, on that sort of money? You're my agent... so get them to up their offer, or I'm going back to the pub to watch the football...!

Space Control from Patrolman Maguinness.... ah'm just til the north o' Cullybackey, so ah am... nar 'til you see Serjent, you'll ne'er believe me... an' ah haven't touched a drop, so ah haven't... you'll call me a liar... but thurr's a wee man up here in one o' them SR-71 things, tryin' to escape... goin' like the clappers, so he is... an' he's bein' chased by some other buck eejit in a Beaver!

Insurance cover...? At a time like this...? Tell the Navy Board I've only borrowed it to save the world, and I'm paying for all the petrol...!

I've got another bloody puncture. Can you send one of those little repair kits and make sure the sandpaper's in it this time?

On my way back from WemberleeMay I suggest
Flash reports one way to beat the M25 traffic jam
Or
In the 70"s the union used quick reaction flying pickets
Or
Flash McFly in back to the Future 4 uses a development of the hover board
Or
Flash to ground Control .... looks like I picked the wrong week to give up LSD
Or
Nutty and Buster annoyed at not being allowed to post a picture practice 1v1 against BPF

A task more difficult that getting #Brexit through the UK parliament is judging the Cap Comp. but someone has to do it

First welcome to Follow the Supper is ,... nice to see new blood

However runner up is Hot n High with
President Putin, Sire, we have the ideal next PR shot lined up for your Esteemed Mightiness! If we just Photoshop that weedy Western wimp off at the waist, add your manly rippling torso back in above the belt, without any of that putrid, pansy upper-body Western clothing trash getting in the way of course, I think it will greatly enhance your already glorious "Russian Rambo of the Future" image, Sire! Permission to commence Photoshopping, Sire?

Of course it helps if you are aware of PPs propensity for appearing topless in photos whenever he can…. :E

but the winner of the current competition is Tredigraph with...

Take it away sire

Oh, thankee kind sir!

See what you can do with this - I'll judge towards the end of the week.

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....08cab6527c.jpg

Very nice Bert but have we not forgot something>
What Sir?
Engine?

Being fed up with Mercedes dominance, Max looks to giving Lewis a surprise next time he gets closer

Having landed with Green hydraulic failure meaning breaking action impaired, Biggles was glad to have engineer Hosking on board to apply manual breaking

"Where's the propellor gone?"

"Same place as Bert's arms - and he says it's the last time he ever tries to swing a prop!"

"I'd like to see any bloody French wind try to blow my cap off."

"If the gun swivelled any more, Sir, the pilot would be shooting at the strings that hold the machine together."

The introduction of Girling drum brakes saw the demise of the Brakesman crew member as depicted in this photograph, it also saved the Service a small fortune in new boots.

Ah well the prototype has no engine, we just attach these ropes to a pair of Jaguars and hope to get somewhere near 88 MPH

You see Mav, this is why nobody allows us to do low passes anymore. What the hell are we going to do with that Sailor?

After transferring from the Royal Navy, Hoskins was adamant that he could bring his barrel boy with him.