This is of course, how the opening nose became known as the Bell end....

LAST CALL - Judging tomorrow......
(Not a caption....obviously!)

(In best Sylvester Q Pussycat voice) "Let'th play 'When the Thwallowth come back to Capithtrano - I'll be capithtrano, and you can be my firtht thwallow..."

Alien from Alfa Centuri, that looks just like a Robinson R22 on Earth, takes his probe to the rear of the Jumbo and says ' take me to your leader'

"I said, I wanted a STOL 747. You said you'd see what you could do with adding helicopter features. And where have we got?"

"Sorry, Sir, I think the word 'features' must have been overlooked by a typist."

Top secret images are coming out of Air Force One offloading President Trump's hairdryer.

Robinsons quenches even the largest of thirsts.

Unfortunately, Lafyar's helicopter with the Caption Comp results on board has been snapped up by a hungry 747..

There may be a slight delay until the rumble in the jumbo has subsided.

Robinson's Barely Waters a Jumbo Thirst

Even the Vicer Of Dibley would baulk at the last morsel
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Additional supplies of re energising soft drinks are rushed to Wimbledon

BAF Cross Channel car ferries are brought up to the 21st Century

Robinson Cruisemissile...

The authorities step up the search for Layfer by using all available search and rescue helicopters having been mass airlifted to his last known area

31st Oct 1940, "late today sir" Lafyar where are you, hope all is well
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Still having breakfast, perhaps?

Amongst the CST community fear grew that a caption in the current round was so funny that Mr Cokov had emulated his Non de PPRuNe and frantically searched for his missing appendage....

Maybe he is having a late lie in?

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