Having arrived in Hong Kong the jockies leave the aircraft leaving the horses to follow on

Gestation reaches full term and another baby Robinson is born...

We will just call it Baby Wessex till we descide on the name

After a big curry, Budgie pushed out a jumbo all on his own.

Having declared a Weather Radar emergency and landed at a airport not type equipped the technician finds a novel way to reach the radome

Someone's been watching too many episodes of 'Thunderbirds'

Ttfn

With five successful attempts under his belt, Hoskins' new airshow act was shaping up well. He was now ready to try it with the 747 airborne...

That's the easy part. Getting in via the APU is the hard part!

This explains why when the instructor calls for the 'Emergency Stop' by banging the clipboard on the dashboard that the occupants need to be fully belted up

"So,the next step is, we try it in flight. We're pretty confident there'll be no problems."

--"Oh? and how is the pilot going to see where he's going?"

Open the pod bay door HAL

Amazon's direct-to-your-door parcel delivery service begins its final leg.

The spec required the new military freighter to be capable of loading and unloading without any use of ground equipment.

As part of Joint Force Jumbo, the Fleet Air Arm were less than impressed when they were only allocated the rotary support element.

"This one is close, that one is far away."
(With apologies to Father Ted)

Economy was forced upon President Trump during his state visit to the UK in 2019...

After the flight the pilots tech note said ' Buzzing noise in cockpit', Maintenance logged, 'Opened door and let buzzing noise out'

Daily Fail headline....Due to the lack of affordable hotel rooms in Madrid and Baku, surplus Concorde's used as emergency accommodation and for Mr Beckham transport supplied

Sun headline: Jumbo Mumbo Robbo Blojo

(I've no idea what it means either)

From his wifes perspective, his chopper was no jumbo.