Sir Alan Sugar uses VIP charterto avoid the great unwashed

Without Prince Philip to drive the Queen has to resort to alternative means to get to see her latest Great Grandchild

"I can't stand choppers - they get right up my nose!"

And here's to you mini Robinson, Jumbos love to lunch on you they say, hey hey hey...

Got to keep up with the times.
The old saying used to be "an elephant straining at a gnat."
Now it is "a jumbo snapping at a Hoverfly."

Yes, yes, I know. A Hoverfly it ain't.

Drone problem? No problem!

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If Heath-Robinson designed a Crew Rapid Egress System...

"Hmmm, lemme see...have I finished the taxi checks.... I got a "Door Open" warning, I am using 95%thrust but can't move forward, ....'Air Force One, request taxi assistance, I can't see the centreline'. Oh look, they sent the "Follow Me" chopper ....Is that fat slug on board yet? (Hic..)"

Pacman goes into the air freight business. What could possibly go wrong!

"Well that's the transatlantic record in the bag for a Robinson helicopter"

"Ahhhhhhh in flight catering"

An early concept for the 747, just a military freighter back then, provided a much wider fuselage for the air-launch of helicopters. Here seen in a mock-up.

So that's what Self Loading Freight means...

We're practising - first catch a hovering helicopter, and by degrees build up to retrieving the Space Shuttle.

Is that big oaf turning his nose up at us?

The remake of "You Only Live Twice" suffers a budget cut...

(ooops, just noticed Buster's earlier reference to the film!)

A new UBER Heliservice to get you home
or
Skip I thought it was Chinooks we loaded in Liverpool

Spotters flight over 'the Boneyard' should get some interesting photographs.
or
Fed up with the usual fare at St Maarten approach Nutty tries a new angle