TOP GUN : Inside the RAF (where did it go?)
Because of "that woman" I am only allowed to watch the film once a year. Its either Zulu or BoB, and usually Boxing Day, but I squandered BoB a month ago.
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Don't worry, everyone was aware of the other jets parked on the pan and in the hangar.
This U/S jet took them down to 5 servicable aircraft.
We would like 6 servicable for all of the logical reasons the armchair experts have listed above (well done, you military strategists).
This jet could not be fixed in theatre, however it was still flyable, albeit with limited manoeuvrability, so the decision was made to swap it for a more serviceable aircraft from Lossie.
As mentioned, TV producers like to 'sex up' what is, for most of us in the military, normal jogging. Believe me, QRA itself is basically a crap version of Gogglebox. ie Loads of boys and girls sitting watching TV and chatting rubbish. Channel 4 viewers would probably switch off 2 minutes into this, so don't be too unsurprised to hear the truth being embellished slightly by the narrator.
I hope this allays everyones' fears regarding the defence of NATO's Eastern Flank.
This U/S jet took them down to 5 servicable aircraft.
We would like 6 servicable for all of the logical reasons the armchair experts have listed above (well done, you military strategists).
This jet could not be fixed in theatre, however it was still flyable, albeit with limited manoeuvrability, so the decision was made to swap it for a more serviceable aircraft from Lossie.
As mentioned, TV producers like to 'sex up' what is, for most of us in the military, normal jogging. Believe me, QRA itself is basically a crap version of Gogglebox. ie Loads of boys and girls sitting watching TV and chatting rubbish. Channel 4 viewers would probably switch off 2 minutes into this, so don't be too unsurprised to hear the truth being embellished slightly by the narrator.
I hope this allays everyones' fears regarding the defence of NATO's Eastern Flank.

Back now to lapse by the production team failing to include a caption saying this is a documentary about the contemporary RAF... as this appears to have led to some confusion amongst several contributors.
But he didn't, he found two Aviators, get with the times T-Rex. But seriously, so what? He's still in charge of discipline, they did as they were asked, without walking off mumbling about what a tw@ he is.Caricature GD SWOs, with comedy Windsor Davies and National Service acts, belong in the past where they were effective. As Dalton says "be nice, until it's time to not be nice"
Don't worry, everyone was aware of the other jets parked on the pan and in the hangar.
This U/S jet took them down to 5 servicable aircraft.
We would like 6 servicable for all of the logical reasons the armchair experts have listed above (well done, you military strategists).
This jet could not be fixed in theatre, however it was still flyable, albeit with limited manoeuvrability, so the decision was made to swap it for a more serviceable aircraft from Lossie.
As mentioned, TV producers like to 'sex up' what is, for most of us in the military, normal jogging. Believe me, QRA itself is basically a crap version of Gogglebox. ie Loads of boys and girls sitting watching TV and chatting rubbish. Channel 4 viewers would probably switch off 2 minutes into this, so don't be too unsurprised to hear the truth being embellished slightly by the narrator.
I hope this allays everyones' fears regarding the defence of NATO's Eastern Flank.
This U/S jet took them down to 5 servicable aircraft.
We would like 6 servicable for all of the logical reasons the armchair experts have listed above (well done, you military strategists).
This jet could not be fixed in theatre, however it was still flyable, albeit with limited manoeuvrability, so the decision was made to swap it for a more serviceable aircraft from Lossie.
As mentioned, TV producers like to 'sex up' what is, for most of us in the military, normal jogging. Believe me, QRA itself is basically a crap version of Gogglebox. ie Loads of boys and girls sitting watching TV and chatting rubbish. Channel 4 viewers would probably switch off 2 minutes into this, so don't be too unsurprised to hear the truth being embellished slightly by the narrator.
I hope this allays everyones' fears regarding the defence of NATO's Eastern Flank.
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On a 'sort of related' note, I stumbled across the 'Rescue' tv series yesterday on YT.
Only watched the first episode (Budding Rose) so far but it stands up well- no overblown heroics or bigging up- just professionals doing a dangerous job, outstanding crew cooperation as you would expect.
The only 'fault' so far is that it's quite aircrew centric.
My 15 yo daughter who is an avid watcher of 'Top Guns' was blown away by it.
Only watched the first episode (Budding Rose) so far but it stands up well- no overblown heroics or bigging up- just professionals doing a dangerous job, outstanding crew cooperation as you would expect.
The only 'fault' so far is that it's quite aircrew centric.
My 15 yo daughter who is an avid watcher of 'Top Guns' was blown away by it.
As mentioned, TV producers like to 'sex up' what is, for most of us in the military, normal jogging.

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Ecce Homo! Loquitur...
Marham - home of the F-35B.
It’s not as if we have a lot of front line air bases left to maintain, is it?
Hello mate, considering the channel 4 documentary following the RAF at Lossiemouth and how great it all is, I just thought I’d give an honest insight to what it’s like at Marham, if you do share this then please keep anonymous.
There hasn’t been any hot water across most the junior rank blocks, gym and messing facilities for over a month, this was due to annual boiler maintenance. The deadline has been and gone and now Vivo are claiming there is no time frame for a fix, but the rumours are it could be as far away as November which would mean nearly 3 months without hot water.
Temporary showers have been placed in a couple of carparks, but these are of shocking standard, covered in mould, not draining properly and running out of hot water themselves.
On top of this, occupants were told they would not have to pay for accommodation, but this promptly turned out to be complete bollocks and any mention of unpleasant living conditions or knocking off the accommodation charge are swiftly ignored.
The accommodation and infrastructure are a shambles with blocks that were “condemned” over 2/3 years ago still being used and not enough rooms for new postings in. The solution to this? Stick the lads and lasses coming out of training into hotels up to 20 miles away which is a great idea seeing as most are fresh out of training and can’t drive so therefor can’t get to unit.
Just in case you thought it was just the juniors getting shagged up the arse, the SNCO/WO mess has been closed for over a year, yet members are still being made to pay mess bills, despite not having access to any of the facilities.
Not to be outdone though, the junior ranks mess has been closed for the best part of 2 months without even a rough estimate as to when it may open.
Sounds like a lot of whinging but the extent of the problems and the lack of communication and progress is beyond a joke.
The RAF does its best to paint a nice rosy picture of putting its people first, but one of its largest bases is essentially a construction site that you have to pay for.
It’s not as if we have a lot of front line air bases left to maintain, is it?
Hello mate, considering the channel 4 documentary following the RAF at Lossiemouth and how great it all is, I just thought I’d give an honest insight to what it’s like at Marham, if you do share this then please keep anonymous.
There hasn’t been any hot water across most the junior rank blocks, gym and messing facilities for over a month, this was due to annual boiler maintenance. The deadline has been and gone and now Vivo are claiming there is no time frame for a fix, but the rumours are it could be as far away as November which would mean nearly 3 months without hot water.
Temporary showers have been placed in a couple of carparks, but these are of shocking standard, covered in mould, not draining properly and running out of hot water themselves.
On top of this, occupants were told they would not have to pay for accommodation, but this promptly turned out to be complete bollocks and any mention of unpleasant living conditions or knocking off the accommodation charge are swiftly ignored.
The accommodation and infrastructure are a shambles with blocks that were “condemned” over 2/3 years ago still being used and not enough rooms for new postings in. The solution to this? Stick the lads and lasses coming out of training into hotels up to 20 miles away which is a great idea seeing as most are fresh out of training and can’t drive so therefor can’t get to unit.
Just in case you thought it was just the juniors getting shagged up the arse, the SNCO/WO mess has been closed for over a year, yet members are still being made to pay mess bills, despite not having access to any of the facilities.
Not to be outdone though, the junior ranks mess has been closed for the best part of 2 months without even a rough estimate as to when it may open.
Sounds like a lot of whinging but the extent of the problems and the lack of communication and progress is beyond a joke.
The RAF does its best to paint a nice rosy picture of putting its people first, but one of its largest bases is essentially a construction site that you have to pay for.
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In my time I put a Gen App in for substandard accommodation due to a broken window that was holed ( on a second floor ) and dangerous, that had been like that for over a year, have they no recourse like that these days?
It’s a shame that the military does not have the facility to sue, I bet the water is hot in 10 Downing Street and the heating is on.
It’s a shame that the military does not have the facility to sue, I bet the water is hot in 10 Downing Street and the heating is on.
In my time I put a Gen App in for substandard accommodation due to a broken window that was holed ( on a second floor ) and dangerous, that had been like that for over a year, have they no recourse like that these days?
It’s a shame that the military does not have the facility to sue, I bet the water is hot in 10 Downing Street and the heating is on.
It’s a shame that the military does not have the facility to sue, I bet the water is hot in 10 Downing Street and the heating is on.
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There were also German aircraft deployed too.
(A jet with Luftwaffe markings is shown taking off in one clip)
Nor do they show some of the blocks were the drains back up and human excrement bubbles up through the shower drain trays, or the ones were the water pipes burst and destroy the possessions of the guys away on Ops because no-one goes into the block for months as all the occupants are all deployed.
Or the refurbed JRs bar that was closed for the best part of a year because it flooded (and indeed the roof in the other part of the building from a previous refurb that has leaked since the building was reopened 6 or 7 years ago)
Or the rubber tent that serves as a gym, which is always freezing in winter but acts like a sauna in summer - when all the seagull shit it is encrusted in reeks to high heaven, just to make the fitness experience more enjoyable.
Talking of the gull problem - the noise they make disturbs sleep patterns, their excrement (and their perching) causes damage to cars, they cause millions in damage due to birdstrikes and the get aggressive with people during mating season.... but they are a protected species so 'nothing' can be done about them.
And lets not forget the weeks and weeks when we were all provided bottled water because the water supply was contaminated (and that happened more than once)
I'm betting other MoD establishments all suffer similar problems!
On top of this, occupants were told they would not have to pay for accommodation, but this promptly turned out to be complete bollocks and any mention of unpleasant living conditions or knocking off the accommodation charge are swiftly ignored
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"Or the rubber tent that serves as a gym, which is always freezing in winter but acts like a sauna in summer - when all the seagull shit it is encrusted in reeks to high heaven, just to make the fitness experience more enjoyable."
Hey Lomon
That rubber gym was there 40+ years ago when I was a Jag liney. I went in it once and didn't like it so never went back. You should be more concerned if they start building a new gym as that usually signals the end, as per Gutersloh.
Hey Lomon
That rubber gym was there 40+ years ago when I was a Jag liney. I went in it once and didn't like it so never went back. You should be more concerned if they start building a new gym as that usually signals the end, as per Gutersloh.
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So after three years and probably very few frontline hours……the Station Commander just steps back into a single seat Typhoon! Why do they let these TV people show this? He must have done simulator details and dual checks? Plus a bit of extra ground school. Then to let him sit QRA!! I don’t believe it! How many Station Commanders sat QRA back in the day……..very few! Glad the wine bottle is not yet empty!