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Old 6th Oct 2023, 09:53
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When Cirque du Soleil joined the army

PS other clowns acts are available
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I did say you were getting a bit top heavy...
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No, no, Hoskins, I said "Remove your LEFT foot from the loop first! ...Now, unclip and try again."
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Old 6th Oct 2023, 10:59
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"So who briefed Wiggy before they let him try a rope descent"?
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Fast dope-ing.
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Staff, did you tell him that his brains were in his arse, again?
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So, gentleman, Hoskins is kindly demonstrating why paras jump with their bergens strapped in front of their legs.
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"Maaate! You're gonna have to fart a lot harder than that to get us, especially with this downdraft!"
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I heard he is a member of the Mason’s
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Marine practicing his free diving skills in the air before trying them in the sea!
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He’s an underhung load
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Hoskins had only read about kissing the ground after a flight, but he couldn’t wait to try it.
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Holding the chopper aloft by pushing the rope and farting proved more difficult than expected.

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Old 7th Oct 2023, 01:55
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
I can confirm the undercarriage is down


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Removing Hoskin's loose tooth with the aid of a piece of string gets complicated...
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Hey, Skip was it knit one, pearl one or …….
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The SAR Winch-Op selection courses re-start at RAF Valley.
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Do we really have to complete the mission standing our our heads?

Yes. The President/PM promised "no boots on the ground."
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"Now Hoskins. I'm going to show you what 'being late on the round out actually means..."
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I told you, fart one more time inside the helicopter and there will be consequences
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