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Old 11th May 2024, 01:18
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I told that weatherman I wanted sunshine today, peg him out naked until he see’s that when I say I want sunshine, I want sunshine!
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Under his RAF surplus greatcoat (airmen for the use of) the two ferrets down the front of the Great Leader's sweatpants grew restless....
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"Ah, confetti ... I love a wedding!"
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Where are we again?

승암로동자구, Great Leader.

That was good advice about the fox hat.

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Abominable snowman.
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Fox? Haha, ...................no.

I have all my winter hats made from special blends of giant panda, koala and snow leopard.
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Lieutenant Hi Fat suggests that you like to accompany the Special Operations Forces for their morning dip while you are here Dear Leader?

Hee hee, Fat always was a shining wit.. execute him!
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Western sanctions had prevented the importation of dandruff shampoo.
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Vile weather. Is it always like this here?

Yes, Great Leader. The municipal motto is "We put the squall in squalor."
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Little voice from the back: err excuse me but is this the queue for the little boys room?

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North Korea's first cocaine factory mysteriously explodes during an inspection.

"It's snow joke", said Kim, "it's really starting to get up my nose", going on to warn of a "crack down".
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He is not addicted to disco dust or blow he just likes the smell of it , like .

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The ash from the new crematorium Is a bit white as there wasn’t a lot of fat on the last trainload of starving peasants
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Well, I think 3 days is about as much as we can all stomach of the Dear Leader...

Runner up with the "That got dark quickly" award...
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The ash from the new crematorium Is a bit white as there wasn’t a lot of fat on the last trainload of starving peasants
But our winner for this round & the "Itches all over" award...
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The 'head and shoulders' sanctions were starting to cause problems!
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Many thanks ....lets go with this:


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Tom Cruise's Horse.
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The fences were a little higher at this years Grand National!
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... and in more defence cuts, the Blues and Royals have merged with the Parachute Regiment.
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