Caption Competition Mk IV
Too close for guns swapping to picking pockets
Ven flyink for das Führer, eet iz gud to haff a shoulder to cry on.
- Ed
- Ed
I wish they would hurry up and develop velcro !
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"You are under arrest because you're obviously a British spy"
"Dash it all, what gave it away?"
"Because you called it an Me 109, whereas a proper German pilot knows full well that it is a Bf 109. Take him away!"
"Damn it! If only I'd paid more attention to the AH&N forum"
"Dash it all, what gave it away?"
"Because you called it an Me 109, whereas a proper German pilot knows full well that it is a Bf 109. Take him away!"
"Damn it! If only I'd paid more attention to the AH&N forum"
"Now, where the hell did I put my mobile?" (cellphone)
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You scratch my back and I’ll **** off and leave you here to be captured by the Britishers.
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Ja pull it tighter, I like und waspie vaist
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For zer last time, it is not und girdle or corset, but und back brace.
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Ja I got caught up in zer night of zer long knives in zer mess function, now just pull zer bloody things out vill you.
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Cuff him Kurt, and charge him with being in possession of un aircraft bearing zer Swastika …
but zat law has not come in yet, ve need to lose first.
but zat law has not come in yet, ve need to lose first.
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Suits you sir, now would one like it inflating or will one take it as is, we do offer a free packaging service for our more discerning clientele.
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Messersh*tt oneself again sir?
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Ach, these 109s are so accident prone, a new back bone every few missions is a must...
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"Stop twisting mein arm ... OK, I vill go and fly!"
"Gott im Himmel! Wait till I get my hands on Korporal Hossklink! I specifically requested grass like a golfcourse, not like St. Andrews!"
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Pilot "Fokker!...no actually its a little Messerschmitt ...and it's not that dirty!"
Helper "I wasn't talking about the plane Sir ....I saw you behind the mess last night with the bar maid!"
Helper "I wasn't talking about the plane Sir ....I saw you behind the mess last night with the bar maid!"